They keep trying to make computers idiot-proof but every year the idiot limbo-bar gets lowered another notch.
Orker of Cattle: Can you help me? I can’t find the document I saved yesterday.
AHunter3: Where did you save it?
Orker of Cattle: In Microsoft.
:rolleyes:
AHunter3: You mean you were working in a Microsoft program, like Word or Excel?
Orker of Cattle: Yeah, Microsoft Word.
AHunter3: ‘Microsoft Word’ isn’t a ‘where’. That’s like saying you saved it in English. I mean what folder were you in when you saved it?
Orker of Cattle: I don’t know, the little box comes up and I save it there, in Microsoft Word.
AHunter3: Did you check the folder called “My Documents”? That seems to be the default location for Microsoft stuff. It’s on your desktop.
Orker of Cattle: ::looks at desktop blankly. Desktop contains about 73 items sprayed all over the place, installers and JPEGs and random documents including one titled ‘Confidential’::
AHunter3: Uh, over here. “My Documents”. See if it’s in there.
Orker of Cattle: :: opens “My Documents”. Stares at mass of files:: Which one?
AHunter3: What name did you save it under?
Orker of Cattle: I don’t know, all I know is it’s in Microsoft.
:smack:
AHunter3: !::has idea::! Wait…you said you saved it recently? I think Microsoft applications retain a list of recently opened documents at the bottom of the file menu. Check your file menu.
Orker of Cattle: ::stares slack-jawed at screen, apparently looking for a file menu among the documents of “My Documents”::
AHunter3: Umm, here, let me try. May I have your seat for a moment?
::switches to Word, opens all 10-some-odd files listed at the bottom of her File menu:: OK, see if it’s any of these.
Orker of Cattle: ::stares slack-jawed at screen::
AHunter3: Umm, here’s how you move from document to document. Look at each one and if it isn’t the right one, close it and move on.