OK, this isn’t exactly a NICE thread, but I suspect it’s a thought a lot of people who watch movies have had: “God, she/he is so hot! I sure with her/his career would tank so I could see her/him naked and doing some heavy-duty sex scenes.”
OK, so maybe this thread should be labelled “Unworthy Thoughts 101” but I still think this is a pretty common thought among movie buffs. (And I sure hope I get some responses on this thread).
I’ve had this thought about Laura Prepon, Katherine Heigl, Janeane Garafolo, Megan Pryce, Laura Kightlinger and, well … a lot of others.
I know it’s wrong to hope an actress or comedian’s career tanks just so I can see her naked and doing the four-humped armadillo, but … there it is.
(Why am I so sure this thread will have NO responses?)
Umm…is this just a “Which actresses are hot enough to be worthy of porn?” thread? If so, Britney Spears, Heather Locklear (sure she’s old, but still very hot), Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightly, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, and Brittany Murphy. I’m sure there’s plenty more I’m forgetting.
This thread would be considerably shorter if you asked what actress wouldn’t you want to see in a porn film. They tend to build 'em all pretty hot these days, you know.
Huh? I know nothing about Jessica Simpson except that they got her to act dumber than she really is for some stupid show that I’ll never watch and that she’s not nearly as hot as everyone makes her out to be. Is her dad some kind of creep or something?
Yes. The whole family is seriously lacking in boundaries, but Papa Simpson has a huge obsession with Jessica, her body (especially her breasts), and her sex life.
Let’s see- just off the top of my head:
*gave Jessica a promise ring and said he would be the man in her life and “fill her up” until she got married
*hovered over Jess and hubby Nick making out on a bed for a video shoot, then afterwards commented happily that Jess could now have sex “until she’s blue in the face” (among other statements about Jess and her sex life)
*repeatedly talks about how sexy and voluptous she is, and (along with Ma) likes to recount how the Christian music companies didn’t want her because she was big breasted (a lie in my opinion, I’ve seen early performance photos, she was wearing a bra-sized shirt under a see-thru rain jacket- that is NOT modest Christian garb)
*stood a few feet away and watched Jess jump out of a cake wearing stripper gear and give Nick (her husband) a lap dance
*when he accidentally walked in on Jess, her sis, and a friend sunbathing topless, Mama Simpson commented that it was his lucky day
That’s just from a moment of consideration. Check out the re-caps of the Newlyweds show at Television Without Pity if you want more examples.
I know it’s a cliche…ending up doing porn…but I have to ask, how often does this actually happen? I know of stars having hidden (or not so hidden) porn tapes in their past , who has, in fact, been famous and ended up in porn? Just wondering.
She was a Charlie’s Angel girl, then a Beastmaster Girl, then Sheena. A few failed flicks later and next thing she’s doing the beast with two backs and playing skin piccolo direct to video.
Oh, yeah. In both her and Kightlinger’s case, they get stuck in some low-budget Skinamax porn flick and do the sex scenes, but are allowed to ad-lib as much as they want because the director recognizes that his writer isn’t nearly as good as they are. (OK, it’s a fantasy.) I see it as being sexy and funny as hell. YMMV.
To make a distinction here, which actresses whom you think are pretty good actresses are ALSO porn-worthy, leading to unworthy thoughts about their careers tanking.
