StraightDope Jeopardy.

The rules are simple. Standard Jeopardy rules apply.

For those that don’t know Jeopardy rules, here’s a quick rundown:

You pick a category and the dollar amount. Based on the dollar amount is the basis for the answer’s toughness. Higher dollars obviously have harder answers.
If you get it right, you get that dollar amount. If you get it wrong, you lose that much. And yes, you CAN go into negatives.
Oh yeah, and you must answer with a question of course.

Easy peasy, right?

I’ll be your host. I have written up a complete set of answers and am ready to start.

Now, online and on this message board, of course things will go a bit different, so here’s the lowdown on how this will be played.

PLEASE READ THESE RULES IF YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED OR SEEN JEOPARDY.
-Anyone can play that wants to. I’m not just going to limit this to three members. The person who got the last answer right picks again. When someone picks a category and an amount, ANYONE can then answer it if they know it.

-Your answer MUST be in the form of a question. If you do not do this, I’ll ignore your answer and it won’t count.

-The first person with the question gets it. Sorry, but that’s how it has to go on this message board because replies come so fast. So you have to be fast in your replies in this. I will only take the first person who replies with the correct one. But also, I’ll only deduct points from the first with a wrong answer as well.

-The person who gets the question right will be able to choose the next catagory and dollar amount.

  • This is only the first round. Regular Jeopardy. Double Jeopardy will be tomorrow.

  • All catagories and questions are Straightdope/Member related.

  • Talk in here all you want off subject, just try not to distract the people who are playing.

-Lastly…I’m no Trebeck. I may make mistakes. I may have some things wrong…but for the most part, I don’t think I have in any of these. If anyone finds something to be misinformed, just point it out and I’ll apoligize and make the corrections needed. This is for things like: Alternate answers, mistakes in keeping score, or anything else really that would be amiss. But in holding this topic on 2 other boards I’ve been on before, I find for the most part it goes pretty smoothly and is a lot of fun.

Again, just like you need to be fast on the buzzer on real Jeopardy, you must be fast here.

So, let’s get started, shall we? The categories for the first round are:


Politically Correct Doperisms 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Topics 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

And Ye Shall Be Banned 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Formerly Known As 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Misc 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

For the catagory Formerly Known As, I’ll give you the current name of a Doper and you give me any username they’ve had in the past.

If nobody answers the current question in 10 minutes, time is up and nobody gets it.

The first person to reply to this thread gets to go first.

I’ll take Politically Correct Doperisms for 300, Alex…er…Idle

Answer:

With your return to our lovely family, please be bearing a delightful, savory pastry.

Question: What is, “When come back, bring pie”?

Correct.


Politically Correct Doperisms 100 | 200 | - | 400 | 500 |

Topics 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

And Ye Shall Be Banned 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Formerly Known As 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Misc 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Shibb 300

Choose a catagory, Shibb.

I’ll take Misc for $100 please, Idle.

Answer:

This is the time at the very least that one must wait while posting on The Dope between messages.

What is 60 seconds?

Correct.

Politically Correct Doperisms 100 | 200 | - | 400 | 500 |

Topics 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

And Ye Shall Be Banned 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Formerly Known As 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Misc - | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Shibb 400

Choose a catagory, Shibb.

I’ll take Topics for $400 please.

Answer:

badchad as we all know, has the largest topic in the Pit. Two other times, however, he has called out the same doper in different pit threads. This is the name of one of the two other topics he had made concerning Polycarp.

Note: Take your pick, I’ll accept either title.

:: Shibb looks stupidly down at his buzzer. ::

Kat smacks buzzer and shouts “Polycarp’s a fucking liar.” :smiley:

Correct.

Politically Correct Doperisms 100 | 200 | - | 400 | 500 |

Topics 100 | 200 | 300 | - | 500 |

And Ye Shall Be Banned 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Formerly Known As 100 | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Misc - | 200 | 300 | 400 | 500 |

Kat 400
Shibb 400

Choose a catagory, Kat.

Kat didn’t answer in theform of a question.

What is “Polycarp’s a fucking liar?”

Politically Correct Doperisms for 500, please, Idle.

Good catch. Usually I don’t miss that.

Well, anyway, you saved yourself. :stuck_out_tongue: Go on and choose.

I’ll take Topics for $200.

:eek:

Well, if we’re following the rules of Jeopardy, Alex reminds them once in the first one (but not in the 2nd round).

Answer:

I’m inquiring your present state of contentment with an air of having ulterior motives and a slight stress on one of the words.