so ive been to a few boards in my day and i have to say this board is not all that good
my very first thread and i got hit with a message asking if i wanted to upgrade to the gold dong member account, what kind of greeting is that for a new boarder
ok fair enuf your admin might need the cheddah to pay the bills but then i read the sticky saying that fun threads arent allowed cause they cost too much wtf
so now redeem your board and tell me what is actually cool about it
One thing I like very much about this board is that we try to spell, punctuate, and capitalize properly most of the time.
Seriously, though, it’s an amazing community of beaux esprits… even many of the ones who don’t agree with me 
Dude, being a Gold Dong member kicks ass. How could you NOT like it?
The question that would never make it to GQ: Is there enough gold in the world to goldplate every dong? How about make every dong solid gold?
For a limited time only…
…spend an extra $4.95 and upgrade that Gold Dong to an Ice Blue Two Headed Dildo!
I request that my title be changed from “Charter Member” to “Gold Dong Member”.
i mean come on
But then you’d start getting (subtle) hints about becoming a Platinum Dong Member (or is it having a Platinum Dong member? I forget).
For only a small extra fee, of course. . . .
And beau Esprix;)
That message saying you aren’t a charter member will hit every time you try to post from now until a month from now, hip onion. Just so you know.
“fun threads,” or “Game Threads” as they’re called by the mods and most of us, were generally frowned-upon because they created a lot of traffic but not a lot of ignorance-fighting content. For more on this I’d suggest searching for threads with the word “Predict” in the thread title, since there isn’t a way of which I’m aware to search for the thread named simply “a”.
Obviously, having been here more than four years, I’m a bit biased as to the quality of this place, but I think you’ll find folks will give as good as they get (some will hug as hard as they hit:D).
Someone please come along and make a proper joke referencing that smelting guy in Austin Powers. My brain is far too tired to do a thorough job of it.
I may go all the way to Platinum Double Dong Member.
Feh. Still not as prestigious as the Platinum Ding Dang Double Dong Member.
I say we combine threads here (wtf lol omg!) to save space on the servers:
“Dopers: I Want To See A Picture Of Your Gold Dong Member.”
You clearly have not seen some of the threads in GQ.
This forum used to be overrun with those types of threads, at a time when the server was least able to handle it. If those are the types of threads you’re looking for, then the SDMB may not be for you. Not trying to run you off, just explaining the reasoning as I see it.
At any rate, enjoy your trial period. You too may become a Gold Dong member in the end.
(ha ha, I said gold dong member in the end)
goodness me you dudes are unfunny
iampunha youre cool
This may shed some light on the fascination with dongs. Sometimes the inside jokes aren’t entirely obvious to folks who weren’t here for the original thing.
On that note, if someone comes in talking about 1920s-style death rays, I wouldn’t worry about it. Just sit back, relax and check a few threads here and there. You’re bound to find some people who feel like home:)
anyway its been real
peas
I think **hip onion ** is one of us at heart. The “goodness me” is a tipoff.
Would it kill you to use a capital letter or two? Just a little bit of punctuation? Thanks.
But I very much like the phrase “Gold Dong Member”, and second Berkut’s request.
There isn’t enough gold in the world to goldplate MY dong!