From this article in todays NY Times.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-School-Strafed.html
We don’t need foreign terrorists. Our own military can’t pay attention to detail. What’s next, a friggin bomb ‘accidently’ dropped on a full house football stadium? God, save us from ourselves. :eek:
[agent 86]
Missed it by that much
[/agent 86]
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the strafing of the school
There are holes across the roof because the pilot is a fool
It’s terrified the parents though the kids are saying “cool”
And shit goes marching on
:: Bows to Cervaise ::
I’m trying to decide whether to go with:
“The little brats had it coming to 'em!” or “That pilot never cared much for math”
Whaddya think?
Howabout: “Looks like the President felt inspired to do another ‘Mission Accomplished’ flight.”
In other news, little Petey “Junior Maverick” Mitchell is suddenly declared academically eligible for Friday’s big football game against Red Bank Intermediate School.
Just a friendly warning for those uppity blue states. 
“Negative Ghostrider, the playground is full.”
Sounds like the guy is ready for deployment.
Yet another reminder that the best and brightest of the National Guard is not training in NJ.
From the link:
Corporal punishment is back, baby.
I’d think that wouldneed to be Lieutenant Punishment (or at least Warrant Officer Punishment, if it was a helicopter gunship).
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
My class has got more rubble than Fallujah,
The teacher bought the farm
And my fragile psyche’s harmed
That shit keeps marching on!
From the hall-monitors of Montezuma…
I got nothing.
Slightly adapted from Mad magazine:
From the School of Arts and Sciences
To the classrooms by the Mall
We will strafe and bomb and detonate
Till our planes destroy them all
We’re not Weathermen or radicals
We have never screamed or yelled
This is just our way of making sure
That exams will not be held.
He was obviously looking for Weapons of Mass Instruction.
Sound to me like the latest round of “No Child Left Behind” incentives.
In the hallways and the classrooms, 'stead of As and Bs and Cs
There’s a roaring and a booming as the student body flees
As they fall all dead and holey, let us watch on our TVs
As the shit goes marching on!