Isn’t the Northeast Corridor a little congested for a gunnery range?
So Calvin finally got his hands on a real jet, huh?
F-16 PILOT: “And my 5th grade teacher, Ms. Felderfark, said I’d never amount to anything! I’ll show her! Bwahahaha!!!”
Zoooooom!! RATATATATATATAT!!!
Its obviously those damn Tyrannosaurus’s in their F-16s.
It’s the revised Republican program – No Child Left Behind Alive. Let’s face it, those Jersey kids are substandard.
“How can you shoot women and children?”
“Easy. You Just don’t lead 'em as much!”
You forgot the next line, Hypno-Toad.
“…ain’t fifth grade hell?”
That’ll teach em to vote for Kerry.
Sort of makes those metal detectors in the hall look pointless, doesn’t it?
I just realized that this is the first school to have a fly-by shooting. These gangs are gettin’ tough.
How did he manage just 25 rounds?
from here.
Maybe only 25 rounds hit the school, the other 185 went into the hospital next door?
Well, they knew the range was there well before anybody else built there. I’d hate to see National Guard combatants go to war with insufficient training just because some community put a school in a bad spot.
The Warren Grove range is in a part of the state that just recently started to get suburbanized. Used to be the only thing you had a chance to hit was the Jersey Devil. The range is big enough that it shouldn’t be a problem to shoot there. I’m betting it was a malfunction rather than targeting the wrong thing.
Son of a bitch! They bombed Carnivorous Plants!
That article garnered significant interest at Casa Scarlett – Mr. S is a night janitor at a middle school. :eek:
Bad spot? The school six kilometres from the target.
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Perhaps the NG should keep a troop of Canadian soldiers performing live fire exercises near the intented target to ensure that the NG pilots stay on course…
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I have no idea what these “kilometres” things you are speaking of are. I was merely suggesting that it would be better to keep clear of the ranges in the north-east corridor than to eliminate the ranges.
6 kilometres is about 3.75 miles, and this is how far they are from the range itself. Assuming that the target is embedded somewhere near the middle of the range it would be further still. I don’t disagree with you, I was just saying that the school wasn’t right next door to the target
Yeah, I’m just so bored today that I had to write something and that’s all I could come up with.
Little Eggs school? Ain’t that starting the education process a bit early? I mean, I could almost see Fetus Academy, but sheesh!