sigh
Guys, I’m blue. I’m down, I’m depressed, I’m woeful. Melancholy and morose, miserable and moody, sad and glum and gloomy–that’s me.
Anybody want to cheer me up? hopeful
click on the top ten.
Also, the days start getting longer now. (It may take a while for the effects to kick in.)
Here’s my favorite xmas song to cheer you up.
ahem…
Feliz Navidad
doo doo doo doo
Feliz Navidad
doo doo doo soo
Feliz Navidad , Casancho Nacho , Donkey Kong Donkey Kong
Don’t worry winter will end eventually
… and Leon is getting laaarrrrrgerrrrr…
[wanders off]
Well, Kythereia, I’m sure I’m not the only Doper who’s thought that if we had a Rookie of the Year award, you’d be one of the top contenders for the honor.
I suggest you run through the Homestar Runner archives (new Decemberween cartoon this week - “For the Poopsmith who has everything!”), laugh at some of these people, or give Kingdom of Loathing a go. And here’s a flower if none of that works.
:: offers kythereia some fresh fruit, in convenient smoothie form ::
I’ll second that!
When the boards first went to pay, a lot of people were afraid that we wouldn’t get quality new Dopers; you are one of the ones that have helped prove them wrong! You might be down, but there’s a whole group of folks here what luvs ya!
Holy crap! Kythereia is still a rookie?!?! Wow. I’m very surprised at that. Maybe not as surprised when I found out Q.E.D. was only with us for a month when I thought he had to be a 99ner, but still. . .
I’m very impressed, Kythereia. You have made a huge impact in a very short amount of time. I am a little jealous, but mostly happy for you. Good job!
Be happy!
By the way, how is your name pronounced?
I wanted to die last night. Early this morning, rather. Memories of my ex-wife and of my jerk of a friend were haunting me. Count yourself lucky - you never married a [insert long, rambling list of female demonic entities] wherewith to make your life miserable! There, better? 
For what it’s worth, I’ve always appreciated your posts. Glad to have you around!
Your presence makes my heart garden garden.
WRS/Thû
Oh, wow… blushing, loves on you all :o :o :o
You’re the best. Seriously. Each and every one of you. is all sniffly and happy now
Instead of going to Tranna Dope, I wnt to my work X-Mas party. I should have hopped on a plane or a train.
Still waiting for pictures of the streaking and mooning!
::bursts in with a rose between his teeth, a cup of chai, and a platter of cheese::
…Damn, it appears I’m two hours late.
:runs nekkid through thread::
[sub]Gotta believe I’m happy there’s no goat or calimari this time…[/sub]
Well, I have two ways af cheering people up:
• Telling stories about my goofy 2-year-old
• talking through the root cause of the depression
• wow, look at that space monkey! He’s masturbating like a motherfuck!
what! space monkeys are funny!
:: walks into the thread ::
:: locates a sturdy looking two-by-four ::
:: picks it up and whacks himself as hard as possible in the forehead ::
:: passes out cold on the floor ::
Hey, it works with the toddler crowd. They eat this kind of stuff up.
Also safer than what Mike Wazowski found himself doing;)