I have no idea if anybody remembers me (probably not), but… well… hi, I suppose. 
Did I miss anything cool?
Did you miss me?
Hi, Kythereia.
You’ve a memorable name.
Your membership initiation threads with Hal Briston and others are permanently locked in my head as some of the most awesome threads of all time.
WELCOME BACK AND DON’T LEAVE US AGAIN
I remember you. Welcome back. Enjoy your stay.
Of course I did!
I picked it out of the Odyssey waaaaay back in first year of university because I thought it sounded cool. But I may or may not still have the mojo working. 
Best of times!
I promise to conduct myself gracefully with the squid this time. (She’s still around, right?)
Khadaji, if I wasn’t the Doper I was I’d snog you. (Wait a sec…)
How’re things?
Hi!I remember you <3
Hi! Welcome back! We missed you.
I remember those [del]membership initiation[/del] welcome threads quite well. We had some good shared fiction going there. Here’s one.
Hey, I remember you. Welcome back!
Matt! enthusiastic glee snogs Holy cow, how’s it going?
The feeling was mutual. 
Are you still in Toronto? We should probably do coffee at some point.
Hey Toejam! How goes?
Welcome back! Once a Mumper, always a Mumper!
You go running off for a year and a half, and come back without a word of explanation???
Yes, I remember you. I’ve been feeling kind of abandoned.
Let’s! Are you around this coming week? I’ll be in the city packing up my apartment… I’m moving to another city! (Got laid off, new work, etc.)
But before that… TronnaDope!!!
Hi. I still have books you sent me on my bookcase.
Of course I remember you, silly! You’re the one (ok, one of the ones) whose username I always misspell! Welcome back[del] Kythera[/del] [del] Kytheria[/del] Um…Welcome back, K!
I sure as heckfire remember you.
I remember you. I don’t remember anything about you, but I recognize the name. Of course, that applies to 90% of the posters here.
You’re a Toronto Doper? That’s okay - I like you anyway.
To err is human; to Mump, divine. Thank you!
Boyo Jim, I am so, so sorry. I missed the heck out of you! Can I offer a refreshing ambrosia beverage and/or snog by way of apology?
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Hades**, that is awesome. Which books did I send you?
glomps [del]Whar[/del] [del]Whil[/del] WhyNot in a big hug
Gosh dangit, runner pat, it’s great to see you too. How are things going?
Smeghead, I remember all your dirty secrets. Ah he he he. halo (Seriously, likewise–but it’s good to see you!)
And whatever to you, Cat Whisperer. Calgary, sheesh, Calgary… was… totally awesome the last time I visited. Frak. Um. I like you back, so there!
I remember ‘cant hear ya’.