I’m not religious by any stretch of the imagination, but I find religious programs fascinating. Mostly because these people (the broadcasters, not all religious people) are full-blown psychotics in front of a camera.
And, so, yesterday being Christmas Eve, I had the local services on while I was reading. I like background noise that I can actually ignore.
As I’m watching, though, I watch this preacher - whose wife had obviously been lobotomized, and could only speak the word “Amen” whenever he stopped talking - refer to God as…
The “Superhero of Heaven.”
I laughed my ass off for several minutes.
Anyone heard any other great nicknames for the alleged almighty?
