I purchased some lingerie online, to spice up the hillbilly boudoir. I knew that a g-string has a string in the back, instead of a strip of fabric, like a thong. What I didn’t know, is that there’s no crotch fabric at all, on a g-string. Just the same string going all the way to the front. This is really not a problem since I don’t plan to wear it very long. But when I was trying it on, I lifted my leg up to remove my socks and… Now I know what it feels like to straddle a clothesline. 
:eek:
No words…
:eek:
I’ve always wondered what the difference was, but never dared ask.
[Bart Simpson] **Aye carumba! **[/BS]
You mean a G-string is just two pieces of rope knotted together? I always assumed the fabric began at -ahem- the lowest point. But no fabric at all? 
Why would anyone want to wear those? Apart from strippers, or nudists who have to put their keys somewhere?
Maastricht, who wears sturdy underpants, that go up way over her bellybutton.
Just a little triangular piece of fabric in the front. But you reminded me of something I saw while searching for lingerie… It was just a lace waistband with nothing in the back, crotch OR front except… A STRING OF PEARLS!!!
Ahem… I bought one for my GF. With the matching top. It looks fabulous. 
I’d be happy to provide a cite… not!
Butt floss.
See, you’re only supposed to wear those long enough to make your SO turgid. About 2.5 seconds, in my husband’s case.
I saw some really cute ones that had a pretty bejeweled ornamental butterfly on the back. A butt-fly!
I saw a rhinestone-string bikini panties and matching bra set on Frederick’s Hollywood’s site.
It was really cute-I’d wear it.
There are Amazonian tribes where everybody goes naked. So without clothes, how are the women supposed to work up a little sex appeal? Ever think about that? Some tribes thought of a solution for women to be naked and yet sexier than plain naked. They wear such a string. Vaginal floss, as it were. Pulling it to a (hopefully tolerable) degree of tightness has the visual effect of deepening the vaginal crack and heightening the contour appearance of the labia majora. Sends a visual signal of “Look, I’m sexy.” Without it, plain nakedness says nothing more than the matter-of-fact “I’m naked because we don’t need to wear clothes in the rainforest, that’s all.” Wearing the string says, “Hey, check out my vagina.”
I really shouldn’t read these things at work. Last time I checked, a loud burst of laughter does not give my colleagues the impression I am working very hard.
(Thinks of the expression ‘pulling strings’ … decides it’s best to leave it)
It could work for a man - all we need is something to keep it from dangling too much, really. Otherwise diving into a river becomes such a painful experience … I remember a certain nudist swimming pool with a high-dive … :eek:
Ow ow ow! Give me good old plain underwear any day!
(Well, okay, maybe once I’d wear a thong. But only for a very special occasion.)
I’m a little unclear on the differences, but I think some pictures might clear it up. Can you give me a hand, Hillbilly Queen?
H-Queen, you hussy, you’re just stringing us along! 
Don’t leave us hanging by a thread!