The Article
There is a weird chap named Gary North who writes a column called “Reality Check.” I got this sent to me in an e-mail. Rather than just being on one site, this column appears to be carried or otherwise posted all over the net on various sites. If you have any info about this North fellow and what he and his column are about, please let me know; I’m curious. He seems somewhat wingnutty or perhaps uberlibertarian.
At any rate, one URL where “Donald Trump vs. the Mandarins” can be found is here:
Although the article is a little screwy, it raises many false beliefs about MBAs and the programs that produce them, so it makes for a good target for rebuttal. But North, though odd, does gets some things right in his article. I’ll give credit where it’s due.
My Background
Technically I don’t have an MBA: I have a Master of Science in Management from Purdue’s Krannert Graduate School of Management, usually ranked in the top 25 or so business schools. Purdue now calls its degree “MBA,” however; in fact, I was in the last class of MSMs (of which fact I am very proud).
I loved the school and the people there: very down-to-earth and not all fitting the stereotype of arrogant asshole MBAs. Krannert people often go on to careers in operations or corporate finance. The school is deservedly renowed for its emphasis on quantitative methods. I found my education there overall to be quite “hard” and mathematics-based. The education I got there has been invaluable to me in my business career.
I have had many bad experiences in the world of business and am as cynical as they come in regard to what amounts to a loaded deck and a social system that benefits the elite. But I am not cynical about my business education.
Let’s Rebut
North compares MBAs to the mandarin class that ruled China. I don’t have much problem with this metaphor. It does reflect a truth about how corporations use MBAs, a truth that many people don’t realize: MBAs in most companies are mid-level functionaries, not the elite per se. Some move on to be in the elite; most, of course, will not (there just aren’t enough slots). Being an MBA does not mean power and glory; what it does mean for most top-30 school graduates is that you can get a job from about 60-100k, depending on a variety of factors. At least, that was the situation when I graduated, and it wasn’t necessarily true in 2002-2003, when a recruiter told me that MBAs were taking jobs paying in the 30s. The horror.
But North pretty quickly goes off the rails:
I share North’s cynicism about academia in general. I think it’s pretty clear that most of academia is a scheme to keep professors in business. You have to go to college in order to get a “good job,” whether that education has anything to do with the job or not.
But I’m not cynical about MBA programs because of my good experience at Purdue. These are not PhD programs in which one pursues esoteric, useless research for 6 or more years so that one can write a paper that no one will ever read. No, MBA programs last just 2 years, teach many practical and concrete subjects, and make you put into practice your knowledge as you go though lots of case studies, projects, and teamwork. It’s about as good as education gets.
The conspiracy foo about accredation requires no comment, I think.
He’s stating here unequivocally that the MBA knowledge is useless (or at least impractical) like poetry. Rebutted above.
Ignorance. Almost everyone who gets into a program will graduate. And people who graduate from a top-30 or so school will almost certainly make a lot more money than they did when they entered. Some 23-year-olds who graduated in my class (members of a special 5-year-program that included undergrad) hit the 50s or 60s with no work experience. That’s pretty ridiculous in its own right, but the degree will help you make money.
This is true. There are too many wannabe programs churning out graduates. It dilutes the “brand” of MBA concept.
Consumers don’t have squat to say about the value of an MBA degree–large companies do. The hire MBAs because (as North correctly states), MBAs have been trained to perform socially in a particular social system; but that doesn’t change the fact that a large component of that performance is knowledge-based and essentially meritocratic.
I told you North was odd. This is wacko stuff. Large American corporations are doing quite nicely, precisely because they are screwing the American consumer and using Chinese peasant labor. That may be “consumer-alienating,” but it’s also damn profitable.
As we say in GD–CITE? I happen to be an MBA running a small business. And of course there are thousands out there doing likewise. Some inherited small businesses from Dad, some got sick of the corporate grind and decided to use their skills and MBA knowledge elsewhere (my case), and some intend to be entrepreneurs even as they start their MBA programs. Still, I will grant North the point that most people go into the programs intending to get corporate jobs.
You know you are Net-slumming when you read stuff like this. Of course, the importance of “customer satisfaction” is axiomatic in any marketing class, for MBAs or otherwise.
For the record, you write almost no “term papers” in B-school. More ignorance.
North isn’t the first person to wonder why program teachers, if they really know their stuff, are teachers instead of making a killing in the world of business. In fact, this is an issue that the teachers themselves acknolwedge and discuss with students. It is the 300-pound gorilla in the room that doesn’t stay ignored.
First off, these people are not making peanuts. They get good salaries and summers off, like any prof. So they are hardly losers. But the reason why they are not all power execs varies. One marketing professor told me that he didn’t enjoy the corporate lifestyle and thus decided to teach. A lot of them are brilliant misfits who either knew they couldn’t make it and didn’t try or tried and failed in the straitlaced, conformist, anti-intellectual world of American business. That’s one reason I got out myself: Companies want bland conformity, and they hate eggheads, even those that make an effort to conform.
The next point is rather important.
It’s funny, but I’ve found it to be precisely the reverse situation: The prestige of having gone to a good school has been a great help to me, of course, but even more so has been the knowledge. Networking has helped me not a whit. At graduation we all went off in a hundred different directions, and I suspect most of us have not seen each other since (I have stayed friends with a few people, but they have not helped me careerwise). There were many international students who went back to their respective countries. There was an alumni database that we could use to contact graduates for help. But even though I went on to be pretty successful in Japan, a pretty distinct niche, I have never had one person call me for advice about getting into Japan.
But maybe it is different for people in the top five or ten programs. Since no one gets to experience two different programs (except teachers who have seen different programs or who have been students themselves), I have no idea what it is like to be a Harvard MBA. Maybe you really get hooked up.
So, only four, total? The lack of cites or anything concrete here leads me to believe he’s talking out a non-mouth orifice.
Need a definition of “also-rans” here. There’s a big difference between excluding everything but the top ten and everything but the top forty.
Hogwash.
Um, figures, facts? No, there are no “guarantees.”
Conspiracies, conspiracies! Are we to believe that no prof at any B-school rebutted the article in any publication?
Hogwash, but let me back that up with a simple example. I didn’t know accounting before I did my MBA. Now, of course, I’m no CPA, but I understand the basics and can understand complicated financials. I took several classes to get this knowledge; if you were to add up all those hours that would be a lot more than 2 - 3 weeks. These were good, hard classes, not fluff. So how can someone in a “boot camp” that attempts to do the whole MBA thing at once acquire my knowledge of accounting and financial statements? They can’t–end of chat.
Oh dear, signs of lib-nuttery. Those beneficent “profit-seeking organizations”!
Somebody needs some logic and science. McKinsey is an elite (which is not to say “good”) consultancy with all kinds of their own unique social and cognitive filters; that will hardly do for a sample. The same goes for other consulting companies and investment banks. Don’t make me laugh: These orgs are in theory only going to hire qualified people to begin with. The real question is not whether having an MBA made someone more qualified after the hire; the question is whether having the degree made them more qualified and likely to be hired than they otherwise had been. Duh.
Yeah, this is an old joke. Only a fool would take it seriously. Anyone cheeky enough to try this strategy would be rejected by the corporate social system. Further, this idea ignores the socialization process that takes place during the two years of school, plus the dues-paying aspect of playing through the pain. Finally, it’s a canard because companies really do value the knowledge that MBAs possess.
North has a good point with this one.
This is pretty much true. Testing creates a “disparate effect,” the Equal Opportunity Employment Commission will come down on you like a ton of bricks.
Conclusions
I’m cynical about the world of business, but not about MBA programs in general. North is right about some of the social factors that come into play with MBAs and the companies that hire them and keep them around, but his arguments to the effect that the education itself A) won’t help you make money and B) won’t help you understand business are nothing short of ignorant columny.