Party!...oh, and where do I pick up my new car?

[Bottle of Smoke]

Hey, hflathead -- Thanks for pointing out this thread. I hadn't seen it yet. I feel honored to have made the 500,000th post. I'm afraid I already own a quite splendid toaster, so I think I will settle for the new car. I'm leaning towards the new BMW roadster...that won't be a problem, will it?

JimB -- I'm a he. And I'll second the comments in the aforementioned thread: great detective work. You have thrown an admirable amount of brain power at such a trivial question. My kind of guy.

So anyway, what kind of party do you guys throw for the 500,000th post? I filled the back of my van with cases of beer--it's parked right outside--but I was hoping you guys would provide the munchies. I see you have the Twister game and the massage oils all laid out, though I'm nervous about that goat being here. So when do the lovely ladies arrive?

[hflathead]

I'll have one of those beers while I get my huge smoker grill started to do these spicey hot wings I brought. We probably should let Byz in on it so we get all the really kinky, perverted hijacks going early! ( Don't deny it Byz, just revel in your sexual glory..) She'll probably let the rest of the crew in on it too. Well, better get cookin' for the beer gets warm...
::ut on hot pepper apron with matching head wrap, stands close to grill, warming up so the Byz flame doesn't hurt so bad::

later, Tom

[Bottle of Smoke]

I hope I didn't steal any glory from dpr. Heck, I was just an innocent bystander who walked in at the right time. I'm willing to go halfsies on the car with dpr. We could switch off driving/riding shotgun and go cruisin'.

In the meantime, I'm grabbing another beer and taking a load off. Watch it with that grill -- I don't want my brats getting overdone.