Made it to 500! Now I can erase “newbie” from my forehead (damn - I shouldn’t have had that as a tattoo).
Hey, maybe when I make 1,000, I’ll be recognized enough to hold an actual MPSIMS party.
But at least I made Omniscient’s criterion…
:yawn:
Well, I’m pooped. I’m going home. What? Ummmm…yeah…I did just get here…but you know, familial obligations and stufff…yeah…sorry…see ya phobos.
Hey dude, no party huh? Well, umm, sure I’d like to stay and all but… What’s that Oldscratch? You need a ride? Sure I’ll give you a ride! See ya later Phobos.
Happy 500th!
<Breaks down the door holding a six-pack>
YEAH!!! 500 POSTS!! KEGGA…what? No party? I see. Well, then, uhmmmm…congrats. Now, if you’ll excuse me, well, uhmmmmmmm…yeah.
<backs out of doorway, runs down walkway>
mental note…SD’ers like parties. next time I’ll bring a keg. 
ducks out from the deafening silence
No party…oh-kay. I can deal with that. So…just a nod to your accomplishment? You sure you don’t want some confetti or something? No? As you wish.
Congrats. I like the minimalist approach.
Congratulations.
note to dissappointed Dopers: I will be having a party at 500, probably by the end of this week.
perhaps I can achieve fame from having the lamest post party ever!
<<<brings out the soda & pie and plays “Lawrence Welk’s Greatest Hits”…the musak version>>>
tiny bubbles…
<<drops heap of sugar in soda & runs before explosion>>
congrats’ phobos!
[homer]mmmmmm…exploding sugar[/homer]