Egad! Did I really reach 1000 posts?
Well, if there’s one thing I learned in that time, it’s that SD’ers like a good post party. So, let’s tap them kegs and crank that polka music!
Let’s pad our post counts with frivolity, extra smilies, and praises for astronomy (oops - my secret agenda is revealed).
YAY PHOBOS!!!
Now catch up to me, hee hee
::wheels in a keg::
puff puff Whew… those things are heavy. I hope the Lambda boys don’t mind that I borrowed it… heeheehee…
Congrats, Phobos… I’ll try and catch up!
That’s weird, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that SD’ers really couldn’t care less about them. But - Happy 1000 anyways. ;}
Shame on you, MadHatter~
Since WHEN do we need a GOOD excuse to have a party?
Happy 1000, Phobos! Congratulations and all that~
Scotti
Welcome to the QDC (Quadruple Digit Club).
Did I mention that this is a costume party? Oh great, I can only find the back half of my horse costume. Maybe I should make this a “dress optional” party. :eek:
vanilla - thanks! - Maybe I can bribe a moderator to archive some of your threads so your post count drops!
tiggeril - atta boy!! Don’t get me started on those Lambdas! Hey, feel free to pad your post count here!
MadHatter - thanks! - My “500th post no party” thread was a flop so I figured I had better kill a virtual keg or two this time. (everyone please leave their car keys at the door…I’ve been wanting to test drive some new ones)
Scotticher - whoo hoo! 
Jack Batty - Thanks! What’s the secret handshake?
*Anyone know the lyrics to some good drinking songs? I’d love to see the 40-or-so verses of “We Are the Engineers”. (any techies out there?) *
I’ll drink your beer, Phobos, but I ain’t doin’ no polkas. I gotta draw the line somewhere.
Happy Thousand.
Hey, phobos, congrats- and many more!
Scotti- How YOU doin? 
*pad, pad… *
er… I mean… Congratulations Phobos!!!
Now I know some drinking songs… did I ever tell you I was the activities officer on a tropical island for awhile? Drinking games and songs R Me!!
gets shot glasses out and ingredients for the evil Great Keppel Island jungle juice
Polkas?
Well, I’m a bit rusty at them, but I did grow up in Wisconsin, and I’m the offspring of Polka-lovers.
::Produces ancient accordion::
mumble * Now, how the hell do I play this thing?*
“SCRRRREEEECHH–WHEEEEEEEEEEEZZEEE–GROAN–SQUEEK!”
Why is everyone staring at me like that?
Okay, I’ll “lose” the accordion.
May I play the kazoo in your honor, instead? I take requests…
Happy, 1000th, by the way!
Congratulations! I’m bringing party hats; I hope you like them.
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MysterEcks - well, keep drinking then. 
Danielinthewolvesden - thanks!
dpr - and why would you leave that job?!?!
Tabithina - that was beautiful 
How about a kazoo rendition of Flight of the Bumblebee?
Spider Woman :o thanks! people don’t wear enough hats.
I need a doctor to ICU stat! We have a cat crashing in here!
Oh…wait…nevermind…it’s just Tabithina…
I’d answer seriously mate but this is hardly the place. Ask me elsewhere sometime.
Okay - who wants to learn how to play “F- the possum?”
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Damn, that’ll take a lot of spit! How about I start with something easy, like the “Star Wars Overture”, instead?
Cyndar - accordion. screeching cat. same thing.
dpr - if you tell us, will our purity scores go down?
Tabithina - we’ll need an orchestra of kazoos.
*:distributes kazoos to everyone:
and-a-one…
and-a-two…
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I’m just FINE, Daniel, and how are you? Think we can dance to the “Star Wars Overture?” I definitely think we should try, don’t you?
(The kazoo band is a nice touch, especially now that they have completed a few rounds of “F-the possum”, heavy on the jungle juice!}