OK, I know for a fact that there is one doper in here who has just hit 100. Since the first 100 is the hardest but she still doesn’t feel like she’s fitting in, I made her a party. Everyone come and tell DigitalMuse how much you love her. {{{Lauren}}} By the way, anyone else that’s shy is welcome to come join in. There is plenty of wall space for all of you. And keep the strippers away, at least for a while, we don’t want to scare our honored guest. 
I love you Lauren!
(comes in and looks around, find her own wall space, and sits. wonders if anybody would bother to come to her little party throwh by her friend.)
Congratulations! The first ones are the hardest.
uh Miss/Ms Lauren is this seat taken? Just hit 100 myself. Is there any chocolate in this post? thank you.
nope pick a space, all are open. 100 is such a lonely number.
Jess, why don’t you try to stir up some excitement if other people decide to come?
Hey DigitalMuse, congrats on triple figures.
You seem okay so far so I guess we’ll keep you. 
So, what kind of excitement did you girls have in mind?
Hi, Digital Muse. Can I come too? I’ve got some chocolate!
sure, come on in. what type of chocolate is it?
dpr- can you believe that i’m friends with hypergirl and ssskuggiii? for some reason, they show more energy and sex crazed ideas than i will ever show in a lifetime.
WooHoo!
::checks post count::
707! Yipee!
It is chocolate that is very far from everyone else, but right beside me! Oh, maybe with that attitude there’s a reason I don’t get to many parties. Is there such a thing as a chocolate smiley? There definitely should be.
I have the sudden urge to go hide.
Congrats DigitalMuse, you’re officially over the hump! (We hardly knew ye). So to speak. Hmm. I just noticed I’m coming up on 300 myself.
Anyway, consider the gate crashed and the bar open. As per usual, drinks are on me.
Hoody Hoo!
Congrats to all the significant-post-number-reaching dopers!
BTW, I hear when you reach 1000, the ‘secret level’ of the SDMB opens up.
Now I have reason to post more and more.
See Lauren, I told you people would come. As for stirring up excitement, what do you have in mind? A rousing game of backgammon or some interesting perversion antics a la me and Tasha?
How about some of your’s and Tasha’s interesting perversion antics?
That way I can “wince and nod” at each one.
It doesn’t.
Soon I hit 2000. I wonder if that’s a good thing . . .
You know, this party would be a lot more fun with hypergrl’s b’day present.
My life would be more fun with my birthday present. DId you know that they come in leopard print? Psssst, Lauren, that’s your cue to “wince and nod”. 
Hey DigitalMuse, congrats. I just hit my 187th post. It kinda freaked me out.
wince and nod
jess, why doesn’t any of this surprise me? Notice I’m not even really asking directly about the subject matter.