I know how sick everyone is of post parties. But I couldn’t resist. I hadn’t even been paying attention to my post count and I suddenly realized that I was at 999.
I want everyone to be blissfully happy. Consider this thread Paradise. You can have whatever you want, whenever you want. (As long as nobody gets hurt…) Simply wish for it and it will appear.
Have a good time! Thanks for helping me celebrate!
::doing my happy dance::
Congratulations on 1000 struuter! I’m ready to party. How about we start off with some lounge chairs, a Bahama Mama beverage complete with a slice of pineapple and a cherry and a little umbrella, and also a half a dozen men dressed in skimpy little loin cloths who are at our every beck and call.
::speaking to two of the scantily clad men::
Hey you two! Yeah, that’s right! How about one of you massage my feet and the other one can feed me grapes. Thanks so much.
::sighs::
::gets the grapes::
You know, I thought walking naked into matt’s post party was a bad idea…
Nobody…and I mean NOBODY with a name like Lord Davidson should be fetching grapes unless he absolutely wants to. That is just too cool a name.
Rachelle, I’m so glad you came by! (Don’t be too obvious, but that fellow’s loincloth is slipping…) :eek:
1000??? Hokey smokes, I never even noticed. Congratulations, struut - truly a milestone.
Now let’s see…registered in Apr 2000…May…June…July
::quick calculating::
You sure do post a lot!!! (And I enjoy 'em all)
Sorry, I don’t have a loincloth. But I do have some Body Shop Peppermint Foot Lotion! And I make a killer Margerita…
Whooooo!!! I’m gettin’ nekkid again!!
[sub]Spooje, naked, is dragged away by company security as stunned co-workers look on.[/sub]
Happy 1000, struuter!
Now I need a man with good, strong hands. I desperately need a backrub! Hey, you! Grab that hot vanilla oil and come over here!
I wish that a certain person was right next to me, and we were doing some of the things we discussed in our last phone call.
You know who you are 
Did someone say party? Woo hoo! We can always use a good party around here.
Now. Hmm…what should I wish for? More hordes of naked man-slaves? Poof! A large pina-colada? Poof! And of course, another thousand from struuter!
Happy 1K!
Happy 1000 struuter.
Don’t expect me to put on a loin cloth. I stay fully clothed. well for a while any way.
Congrats! as for the lioncloth, its either all or nothing, no inbetween.
I don’t look very good in a loincloth. Besides I refuse to wear one.
As for this being paradise land . . . uh-uh. I’m not gonna be that evil.
ssskuggiii, if you pop in here the pics I took didn’t come out well, so I’m going to try again later.
Loincloths? We don’t need no stinkin’ loincloths. Wear what pleases you. Twist…if it’s all or nothing and I have anything to say about it…
Do I have to say it?
Dark, if you decide to go sans clothes later, would you notify me? I’d hate to miss anything.
I’m having some (in my best Continental voice) sham-pag-nah. Oooh! Who put these strawberries here? Oh, I forgot! I wished them here. heehee. I’m liking it here. Anyone want some?
Ladies, there should be plenty of men in all stages of undress. If not, just wish some up.
Congrats, struuter! I always knew you had it in you.
I won’t wear a loincloth, but you might remember this robe …
blush stinker.
Struuter - congrats! yes please, strawberries & champers here, too! & a strawberry daiquiri & a tub of haagen dazs chocloate fudge sundae…now who do I know that likes Haagen Dazs…
Hey Dire - a loincloth would look funny on a wolf! But peppermint foot lotion…? I’ll just get my bottle & you’re welcome here, any time…
Twistyskates - a lioncloth? Who (or what!) have you been wrestling? Won’t he be cold? Give him his skin back & do as Struuter told you…
Alright Twisty, strip down in to your birthday suit. Hey! Isn’t that the same suit you wore last Thursday?
I never know wether to bring beer to one of these parties so I brought two cans and I’ll wish for more later.
Sniff… I think I smell weed in the corner.
Happy 1k!
:Gets a big glass of Coke on his way out…:
:: pant, pant, heavy breathing ::
I had to come up for air!
:: gasp, pant ::
I just spent the last hour with my face buried in…in…
(WHAT? You people have such dirty minds.)
…buried in that tub of Haagen Dazs that fierra brought 
So in honor of struuter’s 1000th post, I have composed…
The Ballad Of struuter (everybody, sing along. Seems to go well with the Beverly Hillbillies theme)
Come and listen to a story ‘bout struuter one-K
On the Straight Dope Boards you never know just what she’ll say
With a rapier wit and some insanity
She’s a hot steamin’ dish of tasty nudity
…swimmin’ pools, and hot tubs…
She’ll sit you down and cook you up a scrumptious breakfast dish
Makes a tasty cup of coffee and a tastier knish
She’ll tell you spooky stories that will make you say “Wow!”
Then she’ll take out her tweezers and she’ll pluck your eyebrows
struuter’s got a lovely voice and she’s musically inclined
She’d learn to play guitar if an E string she could find
As Straight Dopers go, she really is a pearl
But I really want to know if she’s a Campbell’s Soup girl
She’s non-confrontational, she never makes a scene
She’s so apologetic and her posts are never mean
There’s just one question that could really use an answer
Just how did your frog save your little hamster?