I passed my 500th post.
Nobody congradulated me.
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I’m gonna go eat worms.
Hey. I love ya baby. Now, I’d throw you a party an all but, I’m a little busy with my own. Why don’t you come on over and kick back for a little while. We gots beer.
Hey , don’t hog all those worms .
Congratulations mate. You DO realise why people haven’t congratuated you is the fact they can’t pronounce or want to type your name.
Lucky for you we Australians just resort to mate.
Shall we crash a party or start one here?
Want some Mustard with them worms and whine?
Osip
Happy 500 :wally
You’re all Philistines & Simonists & advocates of Jabbering Roundhead Madness.
But, at least you don’t sell Amway.
Or do you…?
**Congratulations! **
But do you have a former name?
When I clicked on Search, I only got about 40 posts.
Whoever you are, pass those worms. We brought the tequila.
(If their GummiWurms,I’ll have some, otherwise, I have a bierstein of the goodstuff.)
Where do you want the accordian player/ one-man-band to set up?
You know I love you.
When are you gonna send in a pic for the people pages?
( I picture him astride a white horse, armor gleaming…)
We need a military band - General Di’Chi is theatre commander in the purging of the Survivor Island Musical misfits from the face of the Earth.
Enlistments around the corner.
Hey, Bosda, lighten up.
This is post #1000 for me; if no one notices or celebrates, I’ll be twice as pathetic as you.
Pass some of them there worms over.
Johnnie baby!
Congratulations!
Bosda,
Congratulations!
Now why hasn’t anybody noticed that I’m celebrating my 289th post? Sheesh, no party?
Congratulations to both of you!! Don’t forget to marinate those worms for a full twenty four hours, then sautee with onions, garlic and a little white wine. Served over pasta they are scrumptuous 
Bosda, John, congrats! Mind if I have a few of them worms?
Hey, no attention is better than some. I posted a 500th party here in MPSIMS and got asked if I was a regular in these here parts. Ooh, hang on, maybe I can find it.
…longish pause…
Well damn, I guess I can’t.
Anyway congrats on yer 500th, Bosda, and your 1000th, John Corrado, although ya shoulda saved it for something more important like answering a question or something. laughs
Conga Rats, ya’ll!
(only 176, more or less till 500 for me.)
Opens a cold coke, and sets out the ribs.