Amazon Floozy Goddess inspired me with wild claims about a great demand for a thread like this. 
Anyway, I’ve had people call me a Moron before, including girlfriends, employers, and friends, so I just might qualify as one. Please ask me questions as you would of any other Moron. I will try to respond from the point of view of a Moron.
Ever wanted to know what life is like for a Moron? What hardships we encounter, what challenges we face, how we are treated by non-Morons…All this and more!
As Stuart would say, I will try to be the best Moron I can be. I hope I will not disappoint.
Dear Moron:
I’ll trade you these five one-doller bills for your one twenty-dollar bill. That’s five for one! Wanna trade?
Hey Moron! Who dresses you?
I know there’s a catch somewhere…
And I am quite capable of dressing myself, thank you very much.
Note I do not say I have any fashion sense.
opens milk carton eeeeeew, I think this has gone bad, can you try it?
Hey Hal! Is that the twenty doller bill you got from the ATMB?
Hey Moron,
Wanna buy this pretty gold ring I have? Look it’s real gold and everything. Just for you, I’ll take that $20 bill before you give it to Hal.
(hides the Cracker Jack label)
Why is for the other thing were upside down?
Gabe, ignore these people. They’re trying to trick you. I’m telling you this because I like you and you can trust me. I’m your friend.
Which is why you should vote for me next election day.
Do you have more than one wife? Do you sing at the Tabernacle? Do you really wear sacred underpants?
…huh?..
OH! I thought it said “Ask a MORMON!”
No. No. And Do you mean “sacred” or “holy”?
I crack me up.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I have don’t have a question, but I have a joke you’d absolutely love!!
Ready…
Say, “KNOCK, KNOCK”.
To find out if you are a moron, please press refresh on your browser and follow all instructions in this post again.
Hm. Even being humorous, it does feel mean. CynicalGabe, dunno if you’re a moron or not–but I can definitely call you something better than that if we meet again in a different thread.
:dubious:
Naw, I’m not gonna ask a Moron anything. The last time I had a conversation with a Moron was when these two really insistent Moron missionaries kept coming by my house trying to get me interested in the Book of Moron, and I’ve heard pretty much all the Moron doctrine I need to hear for a while.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
How many times does it take you to guess which is your left hand?
(It usually takes me three tries)
Bad, bad (possibly offensive) joke:
Is it true that where you come from, at weddings, everyone sits at the same side of the church?
Dear CynicalGabe
Who did you vote for in the laste election, and why?
Yours Anne Eediot