So…being a naked shoplifter who screams deranged jabber at high officials of the government makes you a Saint, hmmm?
…Veeeeerrry…interesting…
Is this a good career move for me?
Who on the SDMB would light a candle to Saint Bosda The Butt-Nekkid?
Who on the SDMB would light a candle to Saint Bosda The Butt-Nekkid, if I gave you a really good deal on a Giant Plasma TV that fell off the back of a truck?
Finally, if made a Saint, do I get to smite people?
Oooh, can I be the first member of The First Church of St. Bosda the Butt-Naked? I know the services will be awesome, and as for communion, whoa, yeah!
Hey I’ve got another idea, can I be a disciple? Cool!
Well, um, it depends on your requirements. Such as breathing. If you want Saint Bosda The Butt-Nekkid to be a lock, I think you’ll have to consider martyrdom.