Bosda And Saint Basil

So…being a naked shoplifter who screams deranged jabber at high officials of the government makes you a Saint, hmmm?

…Veeeeerrry…interesting…
Is this a good career move for me?

Who on the SDMB would light a candle to Saint Bosda The Butt-Nekkid?
Who on the SDMB would light a candle to Saint Bosda The Butt-Nekkid, if I gave you a really good deal on a Giant Plasma TV that fell off the back of a truck? :wink: :smiley:

Finally, if made a Saint, do I get to smite people?

Well, maybe, but you’d have to beat Og to it.

Oooh, can I be the first member of The First Church of St. Bosda the Butt-Naked? I know the services will be awesome, and as for communion, whoa, yeah!

Hey I’ve got another idea, can I be a disciple? Cool!

I don’t think I could remain respectfully solemn during the services while all that ritual nekkid butt slapping was going on.

:smiley:

And gets you damn nice place to live.

Well, um, it depends on your requirements. Such as breathing. If you want Saint Bosda The Butt-Nekkid to be a lock, I think you’ll have to consider martyrdom. :wink:

Eh, not bad.

Be nicer if I dressed it up with a few plastic flamingos,

:smiley:

I take it these will be the official candles of St. Bosda the Butt-Nekkid?