I sure we all get annoying phone-calls from time to time, but what are some of the memorable one? Here one of the classics from my list.
My mum have this friend who gives me the fits whenever she calls.
Friend: Er hi, is Mum of Extrakun in?
Me: No, she went out this morning.
Friend: She’s not back yet? Actually, her clone went out this morning and she herself is still in…is that the answer you want?
Me: No, she’s not back yet.
Friend: Oh, she says she will be coming back around this time…
Me: Yeah, but she’s not in right now.
Friend: She told me on the phone this morning she’ll be back by now. Look, lady, no matter how many times you tell me she shall be back by now, it won’t magically summon her here!
Me: Is it? I don’t know about that, but she’s not in now
Friend: How can that be? She told she will be back by now. Many things are supposed to be, but are not. Like you shall be putting down your phone and I shall resume my studying, but currently we are not.
Me: But she is not in right now. Do you want me to ask her to call you back?
Friend: She supposed to be in now. I told her I would come over and she would do up my hairdo. She also asked me to bring some dumplings along. She told me she would be back by now. How can she not be in? You could be bringing diamonds and gold chains and the One Ring™ over, but she’s not in means she’s not in!
Me: But she’s not.
Friend: She told she would be!
Me: Yes, but what do you want me to do? She is not in right now!
Friend: All right, can you ask her to call me when she’s back?
Me: Sure…