You know it’s coming, but at the same time, it’s hung on for so long without being cancelled – it was the Magic Show that was brilliant and nobody watched but got renewed by the skin of its teeth because FOX suddenly grew a soul and Jason Bateman kept winning awards! It was the Un-Cancellable Show! Until, you know, now.
sigh
Sometimes I want to slap the Average American Viewer across the face.
I’m honestly surprised it lasted as long as it did - Fox has a history of cancelling well-written shows fairly early on: Firefly’s half season and Wonderfalls’ 4 episodes come to mind. It’s damn near a miracle that Arrested Development lasted 2-1/2 seasons.
I love that rant because it is so true. The show is excellent yet for some reason Fox could not draw the viewers. Or perhaps they couldn’t draw the dead eyed, sub moronic Neilsen families who sit there dictating what is good or not by what they watch.
Neilsen Son: Hey paw, switch the television to that there show where they eats the worms!
Neilson Paw: Wait son I gots to know whether or not they get off that there island or not this week.
Neilson Ma: My friend Geraldine from Bingo asked if I’d seen that there show arrested development?
Neilson Paw: You mean that show whats not got a laugh track to tell me when its funny? Nope. Asides they can’t even keep the camera still.
Neilson Ma: It’s supposed to be like a documentary style.
Neilson Son: That sounds stupid… Documentaries is for eggheads and those peopel who think too much…quick change the channel button device, Joey is on.
Neilson: Now that there is comedy! He’s so funny 'cause he’s so stupid
Whole Family : Yuk heeaw Yukhewaaa Yuhaw!
Then the nurse coems in to change their drool pans
Let’s assume there are 20 million or so viewers at any given moment in prime time, out there ready and waiting to be entertained. By definition, half of them are below average, so we can disregard them as not being a target audience.
That leaves 10 million as a potential audience for a clever, well-written, award-winning, highly acclaimed show.
Four million are watching AD.
Where are the other 6 million? If AD could get half of them, that would be 7 million viewers, probably enough to save the show.
I really wish broadcast television would hurry up and die, already. It’s just not a workable business model anymore, and too many fantastic shows get killed off early because of it.
Then there are those of us who, I don’t know, just don’t find Arrested Development funny. At all. I would pay substantial amounts of money to never have to see, hear, or hear of David Cross for the next 50 years. My wife, OTOH, loves the show Go figure.
YMMV, of course. But don’t condemn the people who didn’t watch out of hand. They obviously had better things to do with their time.
Well, I wouldn’t go as far as you, but I never found it that funny. It certainly never made me laugh out loud the way The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Frasier, Family Guy, Newsradio, early Malcolm or a host of other shows did and do. It wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t great. Certainly nothing that I would take time away from doing something else to watch.
Well this is one where I just can’t blame Fox :(. They tried. Damn viewers… best thing on TV for years and couldn’t get enough viewers to stay on more than 2.5 seasons.
Guess I’m another one of those submorons out there. Heard about how wonderful it was, but only watched one or two episodes before finding others things to do or watch.
I have pretty much just lost interest in sit-coms. Doesn’t matter how good they are. I would rather watch survivor. Are there any sit-coms that still do well? Maybe the format itself is in trouble. I remember reading something about how young people just don’t connect to them anymore.