I have just found out the Kazakhstani government has had www.borat.kz, the official website of noted TV personality Borat Sagdiyev. Yerzhan Ashykbayev, the Kazakhstani foreign minister, had slammed Borat’s behaviour, describing it as “utterly unacceptable, being a concoction of bad taste and ill manners which is completely incompatible with ethics and civilised behaviour” and “[did not] rule out that Mr Cohen is serving someone’s political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way.”
The Mr. Cohen in quesion is of course Sacha Baron; the Bafta-winning British creator of Borat as well as Ali G, Bruno and more lovable characters (as seen on HBO) originally shown on the “Ali G” series on the British Channel 4.
www.borat.kz has been shut down and the Kazakhstani government is considering legal action, which spurred Borat to release the following in a video statement:
"Since the 2003 reforms, Kazakhstan is as civilized as any country in the world. Women can now travel on inside of bus. Homosexuals have no longer to wear blue hats. And age of consent has been raised to eight years old.
Please, captains of industry, I encourage you come to Kazakhstan where we have incredible natural resources, hard working labour and some of the cleanest prostitutes in whole of Central Asia.
Goodbye. Dziękuję*"
For the record, this would never have happened in Turkmenistan under the wise and fair president Niyazov who, in addition to having a wonderful sense of humour, has such good taste that he has outlawed lip-syncing, car radios, golden tooth fillings, beards and ballet.
More news is sure to follow; position yourselves safely on the edges of your respective seats.
*I’m not entirely sure he’s actually saying dziękuję but it sounds about right, makes sense and sure as heck seems better than the alternatives I’m seeing around the web (Chenque?!?!).