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Old 12-25-2005, 10:24 PM
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Sequential threads of Christmas past
So a woman racially harassed me today...(long)
Jesus, Mom!!!
The Orgy Is Over
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Old 12-25-2005, 10:26 PM
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Anyone ever been hypnotised?
Well, my grandmother dropped acid, and freaked out and hijacked a schoolbus full of..
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Old 12-25-2005, 11:09 PM
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Just now:
The Orgy Is Over
Today, I helped 100+ people miss their flights

And earler I saw:

So...not with a partner this Christmas?
The Orgy Is Over
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Old 12-25-2005, 11:17 PM
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There are a lot of good thread titles in MPSIMS right now...

How is one supposed to respond to boob jobs?
Jesus, Mom!!!
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Old 12-25-2005, 11:39 PM
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Christmas: Midnight, Dawn and Day Masses
Jesus, Mom!!!
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Old 12-26-2005, 07:20 AM
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Instant reporting of "naughty girls" to Santa
Best employee comeback
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Old 12-26-2005, 09:18 AM
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How is one supposed to respond to boob jobs?
Creampie!!
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Old 12-26-2005, 02:07 PM
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How is one supposed to respond to boob jobs?
Well, my grandmother dropped acid, and freaked out and hijacked a schoolbus full of..
The Third Annual Steelers March to the Super Bowl Thread

Film at 11.
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Old 12-26-2005, 06:07 PM
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daughter announces engagement, but I have mixed feelings about it.
What's the grossest thing you've ever seen?
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Old 12-26-2005, 11:19 PM
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The orgy is over
Well my grandmother dropped acid, and freaked out and hijacked a schoolbus full of...
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Old 12-27-2005, 06:17 AM
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Sick ladies
Show me your booty!
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Old 12-27-2005, 07:49 AM
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What's funny about this picture, if anything?
Well, my grandmother dropped acid, and freaked out and hijacked a schoolbus full of..
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Old 12-27-2005, 02:38 PM
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Sour Dough Bread baking
Yeast substitutions?

Please phrase your answer in the form of a question.
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Old 12-27-2005, 06:53 PM
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Well, my grandmother dropped acid, and freaked out and hijacked a schoolbus full of..

Sick Ladies
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Old 12-28-2005, 12:15 AM
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So I’m Going to Antarctica
I now officially have the coolest keychain ever
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Old 12-28-2005, 12:54 AM
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How is one supposed to respond to boob jobs?
Christmas Eve twins for China Guy updated
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Old 12-28-2005, 07:11 PM
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What's the grossest thing you've ever seen?
Dog eaten by cat
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:26 AM
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A tripod in MPSIMS:

Did you ever want to just scream?
My dog just died on 12/29 and my cat died 12/18. I don't feel very good.
Things to say to children that will screw them up, not serious
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Old 12-29-2005, 07:57 AM
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More MPSIMS:

What happens when the boards are down for a few hours?
Let's count our blessings.

That's not a blessing!
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Old 12-29-2005, 10:02 AM
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I Need Help With My Eye Snot

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My Toenails Have Gone Black. How Long Till They Drop Off?

Man.... if it ain't one thing , it's something else...
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Old 12-29-2005, 04:55 PM
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My dog just died on 12/29 and my cat died 12/18. I don't feel very good.

So I almost shot a dog yesterday...

Okay, that's the last straw
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Old 12-30-2005, 07:31 AM
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What was Gomez Addams?
Daddy Dearoh, oh daddy dear
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Old 12-30-2005, 01:48 PM
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From the Pit:

Where's My Packages? :angry: (FedEx Rant)

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Why Did the Post Office Do This? Fuckers !!!

Ooooooookkkkkkkkk... try UPS next time...
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:59 PM
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The Loneliest Gigs on Earth
What is sex?
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:58 PM
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You're at home and someone breaks in. Do you shoot/kill them?
What demographic would you want on your jury.
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Old 12-31-2005, 07:27 AM
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Your favorite J.S. Bach piece
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

I always wondered who wrote that piece
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Old 12-31-2005, 10:18 AM
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My dog just died on 12/29 and my cat died 12/18. I don't feel very good.
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006
The Celebrity Death Pool 2005

Watch you back, Prehensile Rectum!
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Old 01-02-2006, 08:35 AM
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Well, for the first one of the new year:

The Great Pheromone Experiment
Purty things I saw in 2005
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