OK so now i’m 20 ! Now what?
Joe Strummer is dead
Shout Out to Cream Soda
Making up baby names
Oldest item in your house is?
I’m engaged!
My name is Stinkpalm and I’m a Cinnabon addict
Quad-city Dopers: A moment of silence
Do you have a high “gross-out” threshold?
Hairy-legged members… (The agony of elasticity.)
Invasion Of The Religion Zombies
Christmas/Holiday traditions that Suck!
Just now on GQ!:
Crooked Penis
Vagina tightness
Middle Earth Fast Food
A new appreaciation of the term ‘fraidy cat’
OK so now i’m 20 ! Now what?
Horrify Your Fellow Dopers
From MPSIMS:
The oldest item in your house is?
Mistletoe
From the Pit:
Will Somebody Please Stop the Farting?
Atheists don’t have a rule book.
MPSIMS:
I am Evil E-V-I-L
My little boy’s first letter to Santa…
Truly disturbing sequential threads.
And a Happy Christms to you too.
Is it gonna be a white x-mas where you live?
Today is my sobriety birthday
Describe the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten.
Street lights.
From GQ:
9-11,Who were the inside traders?
Antibiotics and booze
Truly disturbing sequential threads.
Ignore please.
From GQ:
What to do about a sick squirrel?
US Friendly Fire
Help! My Girlfriend is Christian!
Help! My Wife is Christian!
A Guy’s Day goes from Bad to Worse
Hey, it even rhymes:
Lingerie Barbie? Ummm…no.
Low, Wal-Mart, very low.
Here’s another:
Fuck, No!!!
What’s wrong with “fuck”?
From MPSIMS:
Does anyone know what my SDMB user name is/means?
Questions you’d rather not answer
From Cafe Society:
Stupid White Men
What is the best movie you’ve ever seen?
Happy