God Hates Sequential Threads

In honor of Fred Phelps:

** What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday?
Westboro Baptist Church being sued **

Fire & brimstone?

** Ask a nuclear submariner.

How to dispose of a porn stash?
**

**I’m spending my birthday, 11/1, alone at a Boston restaurant

Things you shouldn’t admit on the SDMB
**

We may have done this already

And my sympathies, by the way. I can’t be there, myself.

**What youthful pursuits/passions do you wish you still engaged in?
How much porn do you have? **

**Who are Ann Coulter’s fans?
Holy Cow! Or Xenu. Whatever. CHRISTIAN SCIENTOLOGISTS?
**

**Why do diesel engines clatter?
mass energy equivalence
**[Keanu]Whoa…[/Keanu]

**Poisonous snakes for sale

Things that wake you up in the morning… **

Er yeah, poisonous snakes would do that pretty effectively!

What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday?
Paul Tibbets, the pilot of the Enola Gay, dies

He was heard yelling “Tora! Tora! Tora!” the whole way down.
[sub]I am so going to hell.[/sub]

** Nobody believes I’m gay.
Another ‘I’m not’ Gay Republican Goes Down for the Count
**

**It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but MAN that hurt!
Poisonous snakes for sale **

Didn’t… seem… dangerous. Right. :smack:

**How do I prevent getting diabetes later in life?
How much porn do you have?
**I hear it’s full of sugar.

**“Yeah, but Clinton got a…”
Goatsucker actually a hairless coyote
**

** “Yeah, but Clinton got a…”

Help me find a suitable response
**

**How did you run into debt?
How much porn do you have? **

Ask a nuclear submariner.
What’s the most property damage you’ve caused?

It’s how much he could cause that’s important.

**What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday?
Comet Holmes **

A Letter to Our Babysitter…

I Beat 'Em Because Jesus Told Me Too

**Help the first time home buyer
Do you think about where you shop? **

Location, Location, Location…

Plane in a tree
Pigeons… ON A TREADMILL

Now it’s:

Plane in a tree
Pigeons… ON A TREADMILL
Gadget Freaks, Prepared to be Boggled

Yeah, that should boggle 'em all right.

**“Yeah, but Clinton got a…”
Why the hatred of Hillary? **