God Hates Sequential Threads

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

In honor of Fred Phelps:

** What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday?
Westboro Baptist Church being sued **

Fire & brimstone?

2

** Ask a nuclear submariner.

How to dispose of a porn stash?
**

3

**I’m spending my birthday, 11/1, alone at a Boston restaurant

Things you shouldn’t admit on the SDMB
**

We may have done this already

And my sympathies, by the way. I can’t be there, myself.

4

**What youthful pursuits/passions do you wish you still engaged in?
How much porn do you have? **

5

**Who are Ann Coulter’s fans?
Holy Cow! Or Xenu. Whatever. CHRISTIAN SCIENTOLOGISTS?
**

6

**Why do diesel engines clatter?
mass energy equivalence
**[Keanu]Whoa…[/Keanu]

7

**Poisonous snakes for sale

Things that wake you up in the morning… **

Er yeah, poisonous snakes would do that pretty effectively!

8

What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday?
Paul Tibbets, the pilot of the Enola Gay, dies

He was heard yelling “Tora! Tora! Tora!” the whole way down.
[sub]I am so going to hell.[/sub]

9

** Nobody believes I’m gay.
Another ‘I’m not’ Gay Republican Goes Down for the Count
**

10

**It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but MAN that hurt!
Poisonous snakes for sale **

Didn’t… seem… dangerous. Right. :smack:

11

**How do I prevent getting diabetes later in life?
How much porn do you have?
**I hear it’s full of sugar.

12

**“Yeah, but Clinton got a…”
Goatsucker actually a hairless coyote
**

13

** “Yeah, but Clinton got a…”

Help me find a suitable response
**

14

**How did you run into debt?
How much porn do you have? **

Ask a nuclear submariner.
What’s the most property damage you’ve caused?

It’s how much he could cause that’s important.

15

**What Fell Flaming from the Sky Yesterday?
Comet Holmes **

16

A Letter to Our Babysitter…

I Beat 'Em Because Jesus Told Me Too

17

**Help the first time home buyer
Do you think about where you shop? **

Location, Location, Location…

18

Plane in a tree
Pigeons… ON A TREADMILL

19

Now it’s:

Plane in a tree
Pigeons… ON A TREADMILL
Gadget Freaks, Prepared to be Boggled

Yeah, that should boggle 'em all right.

20

**“Yeah, but Clinton got a…”
Why the hatred of Hillary? **