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I now have 48000000 Domino’s Points. Which entitles me to…
fuck the gloved one

**I now have 48000000 Domino’s Points. Which entitles me to…
Fuck the evangelical vandal of the Hello How Are You Frog in Austin!
**

**What is your biggest personal problem?

A cat, a broom, a caption contest **

Do tell us.

**Products of Beastiality

Things you remember from your childhood that would be ABSOLUTELY UNTHINKABLE today **

A three-fer:

**Who here has lived in the UK?
How the Brits prepared for end of the world…
How many of you lurked for years before free guest posting? **

**What is your biggest personal problem?
A scale model of the Solar System **

What is a soul?
A scale model of the Solar System

**Any KML experts here? Need help with my Google Earth map.
Language or gibberish?
**

**Drunk drivers should burn in hell
Come on you homosexual demon! **

Man circumcises himself… with nail clippers
All time great inappropriate choices.

**Real life stuff you actually learned from television

MST3K is funny, even if I have no idea what’s going on **

As opposed to realizing it from YouTube.

This one is truly horrible – so why can’t I stop giggling about it?

Come on you homosexual demon!
fuck the gloved one

:o

**Minnesota has a senator: Franken wins

A scale model of the Solar System **

Not sure which one of these is better, but I broke up this threefer so you have your choice:

**What is the most wasteful human activity?
Forming adjectives from country names

What is the most wasteful human activity?
Coffee Grounds + No Garbage Disposal = ? **

Human Genome Sequenced. Now What?
Chronic burping

What will we be embarrassed about in 20 years?
My SO’s ex-wife, our kids, the 4th of July, and my immaturity

**Is there any chance Dr. Franks Joint Relief will help my dog?

Help with a dog problem
**

Products of Beastiality
puppy learns a life lesson
Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer!

**I almost had to cut a bitch in obedience class yesterday
My postman is a barbarian. **

Sure sounds like it.
I pit Sampiro
The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes

Hey, we have a crazy Congresswoman on the board !
**Why is it so hard to find a swimsuit???
Stupid Jerk
Oh, you goddamned rubberneckers. **

Hey, wear something else while you’re trying to find that swimsuit.

Your favorite short jokes
Minnesota has a senator: Franken wins