**How are pro athletes paid?
“12 Angry MEN”?
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** When does “next Friday” mean “Friday after next”?
Mexican Wedding
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Threefer in IMHO:
** Going to the States for the first time (New York)
New York City?!
Do you know anyone who has been shot?**
Cloth Diapers vs. Disposables
How does one foster attraction?
**Oral Roberts U. is going DOWN!!
Keep God out of the fucking classroom already! **
**Most well-known sex joke?
“If you’re happy and you know it, swath your grain…” **
Huhuhuhuh. You said grain.
**Recommend a gun for home protection
Do you know anyone who has been shot?
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** Eulogy
It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but…
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**It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but…
What’s the funniest way a philosopher has died? **
“Danger! Unresolved Postulate!”
Ha! These have all lined up nicely:
Eulogy
It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but…
What’s the funniest way a philosopher has died?
Looking to the East - An MMP
**Most well-known sex joke?
Recommend a gun for home protection
**“This is my rifle, this is my gun!”
Ran out of checks - What should I do?
How should I go about selling a watch?
Jeez man, I can lend you a couple bucks if you’re really that desperate…
**What’s the funniest way a philosopher has died?
You think you’ve got problems?
Eulogy
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**One and two dollar bills? or coins?
Nasty things that members of the opposite sex have said to you. **
From MPSIMS:
The guy in the next cubicle just farted
My Hands are Cold
I do have one suggestion, but it’s a bit unpleasant.
**It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but…
The guy in the next cubicle just farted
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**It didn’t seem dangerous at the time, but…
I wrote a humor column!
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New Posts:
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** I woke up with an erection…
Damned Phillips Head Screws **
**Baaaaad relationship moves… that worked!
I woke up with an erection today… **
**Anything new around here?
The guy in the next cubicle just farted
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Slow news day
**Procrastinator’s Dope Fest Postponed
Anything new around here?
Sequential Threads be damned!
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There’s a joke in here somewhere, I know there is!