**I busted my ass today
Ask the guy who just lost his virginity **
Right here in MPSIMS:
Rock candy nipples
That would be a good porn name
Fuck Car Buying (Long)
That would be a good porn name
Hm, I’m seeing a trend here . . .
…and if you do it in New Posts:
Flatulent Kitten
That would be a good porn name
OK, howzabout this one in New Posts (OP usernames included):
The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free!
Tikki
Tikki Tikki Tembo: real folktale? From where?
Interrobang!?
At first I thought the segue from Tikki to Tikki was kinda cool, but then I noticed who the OP of THIS thread was. . . .
OK, that’s the kind of stupid thing that helped get me branded as a dork in junior high.
**Ask the guy who just lost his virginity
Ask the very sore girl who just had lipo, breast lift, and breast implants **
Y’all sound like a fun couple…
I think my calorie consumption has gone drastically down
Rock candy nipples
Finally, a diet plan I want to try.
**My parent’s generation are beginning to drop like flies
Another one bites the dust. **
Ask the guy who just lost his virginity
Hmph! First puncture!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
It’s so much funnier coming from you.
**My parent’s generation are beginning to drop like flies
Apparently there’s a storm **
**Ever recognised someone you know in porn?
So I bought a poster that I don’t think I can ever display or have framed.
**
Here’s a good one from the pit:
** I Need To Hired A Better Class of Employee
What a shitty boss **
**The Best Present You Ever Received
The Divorce Etiquette Thread **
Ah, the gift that keeps on taking.
**Soldiers and passports
Neat hole by bullet through window pane?
**
Things that make me irrationally mad
Psuedo College "Students"
Heh.
** How to Attract (and keep) men
Ever know someone who ended up in a skin mag?
**
Help the dishwasher newbie, please.
Do you wash your hands after using an autoflush urinal?
**Santa’s “Ho Ho Ho” called insulting to women
“Jap” Offensive/inoffensive Term.
**
Good thing Santa doesn’t say “Jap, Jap, Jap”
Doper Flake-fest
Describe it in three words
Um … Doperrific, flaky, festive?