IN MPSIMS:
Magnetic Cows
Calcium is a Metal?
Apparently it’s a ferrous metal (cow>milk>calcium). 
There’s Rioting in Our Streets
gustav is scary
Apparently very scary.
**Furry Dopers, come out!
The Price of Rat Meat increases in Cambodia
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Heeeeerrrrrre, Furry, Furry, Furry!
(Makes “come here” gesture while holding bat behind back.)
would it be possible to do a poll on circumcision without a debate?
Stranger Things Have Happened
**A suspicious stink
Pot Smokers versus Beer Drinkers
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Is refrigerated blood drinkable? - Need answer fast.
Ways of stopping the gag reflex.
The Palin Baby Rumor - Proven False?
Malaysian Man gets Penis Stuck in Nut
**Giving up your seat to a woman–outdated?
Stranger Things Have Happened
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Hog farming) Pregnant sow: what to expect?
Are there any varified cases of three or more conjoined fetuses?
In IMHO:
**Please Mr. Obama, PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!! An open letter…
Help me name my halloween graveyard **
How about “McCain Manor”?
**Aha! I knew it! Ed is Cecil.
Do you believe any conspiracy theories?
It was all just a dream
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Not sequential thread titles, but sequential user names in the “last post by” column. In the Game Room:
Really Not All That Bright
It’s Not Rocket Surgery!
**Well, it’s happening now, you stupid mother fuckers (vaccines)
Please stop giving me medicine that makes me feel bad **
**Rear-ended AGAIN!!!
Wedding Vows I’d Love To Hear
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I can’t wait for the first one to bump up on the main SDMB page with “Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash”.
** Decode this beauty queen title
Translation Corner
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** My aunts have gotten married!
urgh the worst thing ever**
Damn lesbophobe
Where’s All The Pie?
The Llama Got Out
See, the llama got out and ate the pie…
**What does the Vice President do?
Lesbians in Prison **
urgh the worst thing ever
Doper Social Groups! (New feature)
From “New Posts”:
**Are fat people weak and lazy?
Where’s all the pie? **