I'm having one of those days.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I’m plagued with stupid people or otherwise smart people making stupid comments that totally light me up and send me through the roof.

  1. Will Smith, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Eddy Murphy and P-diddy are not fucking gay! You’re “everybody knows this!” does not constitute proof of any kind. Neither does the seemingly irrefutable claim by someone your friend knows who claims Travolta made a pass at him.

  2. People are like books. We judge one another by the cover to one degree or another. Don’t stand there and tell me you don’t you big hypocrite when you’ve just told me yesterday that you won’t walk into a pizza joint because of the “type” of people that eat there.

  3. Jokes about eating children marinated in their own tears are far more disturbing and tasteless than a cat low mein quip… (which is delicious, btw). If I have to explain to you why that is, perhaps you’re not really a part of the human race.

yeah… I’m a cantakerous bastard today. Wanna start somethin’?

2

Can’t we just agree that both of them can be part of a healthy balanced diet?

3

That may be so, but I’m not talking about nutritional content here. :stuck_out_tongue:

4

Lighten up, Francis.

Face it, hombre, this day is lost for you. You’re not going to get anything productive done so you may as well take a sick day for the balance of it. And get a good seat in Georgetown. And get 'faced. I’m planning on doing it myself. But in some smokey hole in Denver. Because of the kind of people that go there.

5

I was having a good day until about 3pm when someone turned up at work who wasn’t supposed to be there… and totally fucking ruined my day.

6

Best advice I’ve heard all day. Think I’ll take it.