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What exactly was the purpose of those jiggle-belt gym machines circa pre-1960s?
We've all seen 'em in old movies and TV shows. Just about every physical comedy performer used them in sketches that were set inside of a gym or spa. Of course I'm talking about those waist-high devices that featured a big loose belt that jiggled like crazy when the machine was turned on. The belt went around the user's butt, or waist, or belly.
Was this thing supposed to make the user lose weight? Or maybe "break up" his/her fat cells? Or was it nothing more than just a feel-good butt massager? |
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I saw one in a gym circa 1984.
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They were, theoretically, supposed to be a sort of passive exercise, whereby some fat was "broken up" or burned off without a person actually doing any work. Snake oil.
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When I was a child our neighbours had one of these. We thought it was the height of sophistication and were always begging to be allowed to play with it. We never did get a chance.
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Well, it all depends on where you wear the belt, if you know what I mean...
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The possibilities stagger the mind...
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Contemporary ad copy enclosed
Get your own Exercise Belt Massager. Or, for the internet age, try our new computer slimming belt! It's portable! Order now!.
These are not medical devices nor are they prescribed by a licenced doctor. Void where prohibited. Every minute there is a sucker born. |
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And also remember those "reducing machines," where you were put into (basically) a "sauna box" with just your head sticking out.
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Nothing says quality like bad copy. |
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Forget toning muscles or burning fat. Could a device like that deliver an effective massage to the lower back? Or maybe the hamstrings?
I ask because it looks like it would feel great to have one of these things around after a long day of sitting. |
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It seems to me that it would be harmful, shaking your booty that much. Like it would indeed "Break up" fat. Along with all the other tissue that you want to keep intact. If you shook that much, it might [pure speculation here] damage connective tissue and result in that part of your body becoming all droopy and losing tone. A massage device should at least be slower or gentler in order to prevent such damage.
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Given the limited range of motion of these machines, and the fleshy (and thus absorbing of impact) bits of the body they were designed to be worn around, I can't see much in the way of connective tissue damage. I can definitely see nerve damage from prolonged use, though.
I've always wondered about these sham devices though. Is there a provision, much like "holistic" and "herbal suppliment" provisions are to legitemate medicine, where these can be sold while still making outrageous claims? Is it simply weasel words like "can," "may" and "up to" that allow them to be marketed as devices that can achieve results that are patently absurd even on the surface? Wouldn't the makers, if legally pressed, be required to show some kind of directly correlated positive results -- however nominal -- that back up one or more of their claims? |
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When I was a kid our family belonged to an athletic club that had a couple. This was the seventies. We had a blast messing around with those things. They were quite strong, and you could set them to different speeds. They did have a little bit of a message quality to them, but I think the biggest weight loss potential to them was that you couldn't eat while using one.
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I may be wrong, but in the Seinfeld series finale, when we see Newman leaving his apartment on his way to watch the trial in Latham, MA, I believe there is one of these machines standing by the door. At least, it looks like some sort of contraption that stands about high-waist high, and has a big rubber belt hanging loosely off of it.
Can anyone who's seen this episode confirm? |
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What about "steam cabinets"? They looked like washing machines-you sat inside, with a hole for your head to stick out. What were these intended to do to you?
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it uses the infrared ray given off by the over-ma-gnetic wave to permeate to the subcutaneous tissue of the body fat, it can make the fat motion directly and pass through the muscles and skin to 4-7cm deep,8 different frequency vibrations worked directly on your skin with 5 high frequency vibrators.and the particulate grease will be burned out by 8:100 over-powerful magnetic wave in continuous usage. I wonder if that would violate the rules about not cooking anything smelly at the office. |
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Sorry for resurrecting this old thread, but I'd like to know what these machines were actually called. Is there maybe a Wikipedia article or some other reference which gives a general overview of their history and use?
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I dug up a page from the Kansas Historical Society that describes them as "belt exercisers", "belt vibrators", and "vibrating exercisers". There may not be a standardized name.
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