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Old 08-17-2006, 09:28 PM
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Freaky-ass mutant lobster caught in Maine.

Check out the wierd two-toned lobster a guy in Maine caught.

I wonder if it flips a coin when making decisions?
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:51 PM
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I wonder if it flips a coin when making decisions?
Let's hope it doesnt' run into an octopus.
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:02 PM
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This is from a few weeks back, isn't it? I think I remember reading about this before...

Eh, it's still cool either way. I could prob'ly find a vitiligo/Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere if I tried, but I just don't care enough. :\
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Old 08-17-2006, 11:41 PM
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I bet you anything another lobster shows up with the colours reversed, takes over this mans ship, and attempts to bring the first one back home to be punished.






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Old 08-17-2006, 11:49 PM
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I bet you anything another lobster shows up with the colours reversed, takes over this mans ship, and attempts to bring the first one back home to be punished.
Come, now! That lobster looks NOTHING like Frank Gorshin...
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:04 AM
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I bet you anything another lobster shows up with the colours reversed, takes over this mans ship, and attempts to bring the first one back home to be punished.
Wow. Three replies and somebody beat me to it. I love this board.
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Old 08-18-2006, 04:46 AM
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Let's hope it doesnt' run into an octopus.
Or a bear.
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:56 AM
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I bet you anything another lobster shows up with the colours reversed, takes over this mans ship, and attempts to bring the first one back home to be punished.
This sounds familiar, but I'm getting nothing. What's the reference?
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Old 08-18-2006, 07:14 AM
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This sounds familiar, but I'm getting nothing. What's the reference?
A classic Star Trek episode, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield". The Enterprise picks up a fugitive alien who is half-white and half-black. Eventually another alien of the same type, except the colors are reversed, comes chasing him to bring him back to his home planet. The left-side whites and the right-side whites are at war over the colors. It was possibly the most heavy-handed and anvil-like of any Star Trek episode, ever.
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Old 08-18-2006, 07:26 AM
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Thanks for cluing me in jayjay.
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Old 08-18-2006, 08:59 AM
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They should name it "Harvey Dent".






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Old 08-18-2006, 09:15 AM
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Come, now! That lobster looks NOTHING like Frank Gorshin...
Probably my only claim to "rub shoulders with fame" -- Frank was one of the first celebrities to buy a PC, and started up an account with America Online predecessor PC-Link back in 1989. He was an interesting person to chat with, on "People Connection" there -- more than a little bitter about his career having essentially tanked, a remarkable trivia collector, quite personable.
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Old 08-18-2006, 09:25 AM
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That lobster looks half-cooked.
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Old 08-18-2006, 09:57 AM
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Was that a half-baked joke?
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:15 AM
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I recall seeing a similar lobster at the Boston Aquarium quite some time ago.
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:31 PM
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"half chirp"
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Old 08-19-2006, 11:12 AM
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So, has their been a nuclear melt down in Maine lately, and we've not been informed? First that mysterious beast is discovered after being hit by a car, now this... I think I can predict a new Stephen King plot

Aside, it's bad that when I read the words "Bar Harbor" I hear them like people say it, right? Bah Harbah.
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:49 PM
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Have any Humans been born with coloration like this?
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:18 PM
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Have any Humans been born with coloration like this?
Yes. There was a special on Discovery Health that showed a child who was much darker on one half of the body than the other. (I believe the poor tyke was also intersexed too.)
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:25 PM
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Yes. There was a special on Discovery Health that showed a child who was much darker on one half of the body than the other. (I believe the poor tyke was also intersexed too.)
But the kid grew up to have one of the most successful albums of all time and was seen as a superstar until an incident at his ranch, even though he was cleared of all charges, a dark cloud of suspicion hung over him and he fled the US as soon as the trial was over.
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:47 PM
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But the kid grew up to have one of the most successful albums of all time and was seen as a superstar until an incident at his ranch, even though he was cleared of all charges, a dark cloud of suspicion hung over him and he fled the US as soon as the trial was over.
<SLAPS Tuckerfan with a Wet Trout, deservedly>
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Old 08-19-2006, 11:04 PM
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Yes. There was a special on Discovery Health that showed a child who was much darker on one half of the body than the other. (I believe the poor tyke was also intersexed too.)
If that's the same one who's picture appeared in the New England Journal of Medicine shortly after birth, yes, that's an intersexed child. A true hermaphrodite in fact, very rare. The kid is actually a fusion of two embryos, one male and one female and thus a chimera as well as everything else. Haven't seen the Discovery special myself, though now I'll be looking for it to repeat.
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Old 08-20-2006, 02:58 PM
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Isn't it a bit "interesting" that the color differentiation is a precise line down the center of the lobster? One would think that if it were a natural occurance that it would be more muted where the colors are different.

That is, a more gradual line of demarkation, instead of a stark exact line exactly in the middle. I'm a bit skeptical.
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Old 08-20-2006, 03:01 PM
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Isn't it a bit "interesting" that the color differentiation is a precise line down the center of the lobster? One would think that if it were a natural occurance that it would be more muted where the colors are different.

That is, a more gradual line of demarkation, instead of a stark exact line exactly in the middle. I'm a bit skeptical.
Piffle.

Bilateral symmetry explains that away nicely.
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Old 08-20-2006, 03:35 PM
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Piffle.

Bilateral symmetry explains that away nicely.
Which is??........
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Old 08-20-2006, 04:00 PM
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Which is??........
Bilateral symmetry -- illustrated with a lobster, as it happens.

Here's a datum to think about: Every tortoiseshell or calico cat I've owned, and many of the others I've observed over the years, showed a more or less clear demarcation of the colors along at least part of their topline. For example, check out this photo.
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Old 08-20-2006, 04:01 PM
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Ah, for "topline" substitute "plane of demarcation."

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