I give up...can someone explain hi opal to me?

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I swear there used to be a place around here that explained all the inside jokes. I’d give examples, but I can’t even think of one right now.

Anyway, I searched for at least three and a half seconds before giving up…what does hi opal mean?

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Hi Opal! (scroll about 3/4 of the way down)

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It’s a very tired old joke that’s been misused. The namesake, OpalCat, would rather it lay still with a stake through its heart.

If you want hip, mention “penis ensues” or “18 inch double ended ice blue dildo.”

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LOL

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FYI, the proper way to mention that is, "18 inch double ended ice blue dildo :eek: "

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Not just any 18 inch double ended ice blue dildo though, but a double headed, 18" ice blue jelly dong, evidently quit dangerous if misued :smiley:

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Ahem! The correct reference is to the 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek: .

Let’s get it right, people!

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If you google “hi opal” (with the quotes) you get the in-jokes page that Geobabe linked to. Just for future reference. Google can be really handy for when the SDMB doesn’t want to cooperate with searching.

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I think that needs some updating. It refers to MPSIMS being in thread form. That was a aoloooong time ago.

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Check this thread for an explanation of “Hi, Opal!” as well as many more SDMB terms and in-jokes you may want to understand (and some you probably won’t want to…)

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What about “asshat”? I assume it has something to do with mod hat but can’t find its origin. But then my search skills on here aren’t the best…

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Hi Opal, or did I spell that incorrectly?

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Or “Baby Jesus Butt-Plug.”

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Asshat is not an SDMB originated term. It’s used a lot here, but just as we didn’t coin “asshole” or “bitch” we didn’t coin “asshat” either.

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Good heavens. Here I’ve been wondering for years what the “I” was for in “Double-Headed *I Baby Jesus Dildo.”

I’ve been wrong this whole time! My world is crashing down around me!

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Asshat, is one of those terms that I think originated on Fark though I suspect it might come from the “Something Awful” forums since so much of the Internet originates in that ahem cess pool. :wink:

It’s just a general term for a not-so-nice person.