I was at the gym this morning so I got to watch CNN, Fox, NBC and CBS all at the same time. I was on the treadmill for over an hour, so I got it all. I feel uniquely qualified to bring you the news of the world today.
There was a shooting in an Amish school house. Tragic. Very sad.
A Republican Congressman sent naughty emails to a Page. He resigned.
According to some channels, there was weather.
A large black man is sorry he stomped on the face of another large black man a few days ago. They were playing some sport at the time. Maybe Rugby.
That is all.