I love surveys like this - I can guarantee that several friends of Indian descent will have already received this a number of times, but I you can believe I’ll be sending it too 
Ranks up there with “the more older brothers you have, the more likely you are to be gay” report from this summer. 
e-logic
(who is NOT Indian, and is the oldest of 4 brothers) 
Considering the large number of indians in this world, size doesn’t matter.
Wasn’t there a movie with an Indian guy on a bicycle, hitting on a woman and telling her he had an extraordinarily big one, making condom use virtually impossible?
Yes, they can join together in groups of five to form Vishnutron with a penis big enough to scare the hell out of the hardiest among Porn actresses.
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e-logic
(who is NOT Indian, and is the oldest of 4 brothers)
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You trying to tell us you’re gay?
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You trying to tell us you’re gay?
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Nope… the more older brothers you have means you’re gay.
I have no older brothers - my yougest brother has three
Does this mean that I, as a non-Indian man, will have greater success with Indian women?
Probably not.
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Nope… the more older brothers you have means you’re gay.
I have no older brothers - my yougest brother has three
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I get it. So you are super-hetreo.
[QUOTE=Loach]
I get it. So you are super-hetreo.
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Yes, a great quivvering mass of hetero-hunkiness, and don’t you forget it.
It’s just peurile friday-afternoon humour, mostly aimed at a couple of British-Asian friends who like to brag about their success with the laydeez, and my little brother (who does likewise).
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Does this mean that I, as a non-Indian man, will have greater success with Indian women?
Probably not.
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It tells you where you should be looking and whom you should be chasing. It’s all about competitive advantages.
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It tells you where you should be looking and whom you should be chasing. It’s all about competitive advantages.
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Yes, but first I have to get to India! [sub]Or at least take the #42 bus to Malton…[/sub]
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Yes, a great quivvering mass of hetero-hunkiness, and don’t you forget it.
It’s just peurile friday-afternoon humour, mostly aimed at a couple of British-Asian friends who like to brag about their success with the laydeez, and my little brother (who does likewise).
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Sorry love,but true hetero-hunkiness wouldn’t quiver. You blew your cover with that line.
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Yes, but first I have to get to India! [sub]Or at least take the #42 bus to Malton…[/sub]
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Malton? Has its Italy North status been revoked? Because Brampton feels like the new India.
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I get it. So you are super-hetreo.
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Coming Soon: Super-Hetreo vs Vishnu-tron in a Battle of Super Penis Powers!!!*
*While this film is not yet rated, No one under 17 or without proof of birthcontrol will be allowed.
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Malton? Has its Italy North status been revoked? Because Brampton feels like the new India.
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Malton was Italy North? It’s been South Asia Land for as long as I can remember…
…and Brampton is heavily South Asian now too? It wasn’t when I lived there, but that was before 1985. (Glory days of CFNY…)
It’s official… Indian men have tiny tonkers!
So Indian men like little toy trucks?
Ummm, . . . I’ve never seen condoms being manufactured before, but don’t the ones in the linked picture look a little large? Is that just the camera angle or something?
I also like this part of the cited article:
Ahem.
It’s official… Indian men have tiny tonkers!
I’m sari to hear that.
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Malton was Italy North? It’s been South Asia Land for as long as I can remember…
…and Brampton is heavily South Asian now too? It wasn’t when I lived there, but that was before 1985. (Glory days of CFNY…)
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From my high school days in that region (later part of the 80s) that whole area – Concord, Woodbridge, Malton – was proverbial Gino territory, where the IROCs roamed free and the streets were paved with pomade. Concord was perhaps a little less so, at least around the Glen Shields area, but all bets were off around the Promenade.
Brampton, where I live now, seems largely Indian and Pakistani, or at least it is in my little corner of the city (Shopper’s World area).
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Brampton, where I live now, seems largely Indian and Pakistani, or at least it is in my little corner of the city (Shopper’s World area).
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So have you noticed the phenomenon in the OP? Just asking.