Am I really odd?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

My office mate says I’m a bit off-kilter because of the following.

I think that my electric toothbrush gives a more thorough cleaning if the angle of attack of the bristles goes through a range (of say, -45 degrees to + 45 degrees), but I don’t have the manual dexterity to move my toothbrush effectively. So I move the toothbrush to a particular tooth and then rock my head back and forth, roughly pivoting about the toothbrush head. Then I move to the next tooth, and so on, but since I’m really not holding it for that long, I basically rock my head from side to side for two or three minutes as I slowly move the toothbrush along the line of my teeth. Is that odd or just another example of my cunning genius?

2

Yeah, you’re a little odd. Which is why you were attracted to the Dope in the first place. Stick around a while, you’ll fit right in.

3

The way I’m picturing it, you could do this to music, put it on YouTube, and get a zillion hits.

4

I think you mispelled “odd”. It’s ocd…

5

You do this at the office? Yes. That’s odd.

6

Odd, by definition – the rest of us don’t do it this way. In fact, you’re on a slippery slope that leads to outright madness and electroconvulsive therapy. Keep us apprised, will you?

7

Exactly! When you eat corn on the cob do you keep the corn in one place and move your head back and forth??

I’m trying to picture this whole thing and it’s cracking me up.