I ordered Vamp from Amazon. It arrived yesterday in a plastic bag, soaking wet and reaking of wine. Somebody needs to lay off the sauce.
Isn’t that how it’s *supposed * to arrive?
Reality books!
Now you tell me. 
Not really, if I remember correctly Eve is allergic to alcohol.
Yes, god does love to punish us so.
No, that’s how **EVE **is supposed to arrive. Or was that “come”? I must check the ancient scrolls…
Wow, I never realized what Eve actually looked like. Based on her areas of expertise, I can see her as one of those talking heads on those TV specials about celebrities you see on cable and such.
Oh, wait, she already has. I should read these websites instead of just looking at the purty pictures. (And, as she points out on her website, there’s also a doctor with the same name as her.)
Huh. For some reason, I’ve always pictured Eve as a blonde.
Wet and wine soaked? That is not how one arrives! Nor does one come that way either. From personal experience I know that Eve always arrives looking and smelling fantastic.
Decent way to leave, though.
Snort!
Really, or did I get whooshed?
I checked to see if she drowned while drunk, but not so.
Holy Shit! Eve looks like my grandma (before grandma got old, of course)
This has got to be the most ill-behaved** Eve**centric thread ever. She’s gonna bust in here soon and unleash a can o’ somethin’ on us all! And she’ll not even chip a nail.
I have read (I think) all of Eve’s books, and Vamp is my favorite. So I urge you to insist on a replacement.
Amazon informs me that the replacement is on its way. I was very temped to start reading the soused version but it made my head spin!
Yes, really. The post office delivered my Amazon order in a plastic bag. They said it arrived at the local office that way. When I opened the bag the Amazon shipping box and all its contents were sopping wet and reeking of wine. I couldn’t tell the vintage though.