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Baleful Polymorph: assault or not?
In re: Frog versus W. Witch, we find insufficient evidence that the criminal charge of assault and battery, i.e., the intent to commit grievous bodily harm to the plaintiff [viz, Frog] is applicable to the events heretofore related in open court.
Though unquestionably our client, the defendant [viz, W. Witch] deprived the plaintiff of access to his wealth, title, and property, the plaintiff suffered no bodily harm in the process of being transmogrified into a healthy specimen of frog. Our client's spell was painless and, indeed, cured the plaintiff of his incidental human diseases, with a net health benefit. We beg the court to consider this when pronouncing its verdict. |
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Hmm. I figure enchanting someone against their will would be roughly analogous to drugging them against their will. What's the specific charge for slipping someone a roofie? If it's considered a form of assault, then so should froggifying someone without their prior consent.
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In general (although greatly dependant on the jurisdiction involved), assault is the attempt to commit or the threat of a battery. A battery is the infliction of an injury on a person or bodily contact likely to cause injury or bodily harm. Defense counsel contends that the transformation of the victim into a frog is not an example of bodily harm within the meaning of the crimes of assault and battery. Since I can find no cases that directly address magical transformation, this is an issue of first impression in this jurisdiction. I find as a matter of fact that W. Witch did transform the victim into the form of a frog, and did so knowingly, deliberately, and with malice. I find that as a matter of law, this conduct constitutes bodily harm and is therefore a battery within the meaning of the law. Harm is "an act that damages or hurts," (www.m-w.com); and it cannot be contested that, contrary to defense's characterization, the human form once held by the victim is not only damaged but completely destroyed by the transformation. It is true that the damage is reversible, either by later action of the accused or, as some commentators suggest, by the kiss of a human female, but this fact does not vitiate the harm caused. Indeed, more conventional harms heal of their own accord: black eyes heal, bloody noses mend, and bruises vanish, but no one would argue that these injuries would NOT be indicia of a battery. Because the prosecution chose to charge this as an assault and battery rather than a more severe assault charge, I do not consider whether these facts could also sustain a conviction for a more aggravated battery charge. The verdict of this court is GUILTY. Last edited by Bricker; 02-28-2007 at 02:46 PM. |
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If the victim's human body was entirely destroyed by the spell and replaced by another, how can be sure that this court has jurisdiction over the case at all? The veracity of the plaintiff's claim, that he is in fact a human who has been froggified, allegedly by W. Witch, has not been verified. For all we know, this is an ordinary talking frog and not a former human as the plaintiff claims. We request this frog's suit be moved to a courtroom with jurisdiction over lawsuits filed by frogs.
Furthermore, if a magical transformation is defined as destroying one body and replacing it with another, then should we not consider the counterspell, the kiss of a human female, is itself an act of assault? |
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On appeal, largely because this would let me outrank Bricker and I find that amusing, since he can probably buy and sell me several times over, I would uphold my learned bretheren's well reasoned opinion. The case is remanded to Judge Bricker for sentencing.
So mote it be. Oakie, CJ. Last edited by Oakminster; 02-28-2007 at 03:13 PM. |
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Okay — that's just my scant knowledge of legal proceedings speaking. Still, wouldn't you have to begin by proving that the frog was enmagicked first? Before you try somebody for murder, do you not have to first have a corpse?
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Bricker, at what time does the consent have to occur? As we all know, sometimes a victim's mind survives the transformation into a frog--but other times, the victim is convinced (until the cure occurs) that he really is a frog. In the latter case, can kissin' consent be applied retroactively? That is, if the frog hops away from the princess, does that negate the consent defense? I'm wondering also whether kidnapping charges might apply, inasmuch as a frog is far less mobile than a person, and the witch has greatly reduced the victim's mobility. Given that the spell could also have turned the victim into a fish (which would kill the victim under most circumstances), can we get this upgraded to assault with a deadly weapon? Daniel |
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That is, it's absolutely required in this case to prove that the frog was the result of the magic spell that transformed a human body. But no, you don't need a corpse to try someone for murder. In this case, I based my factual finding on the accused's own admission: Quote:
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From a strictly legal standpoint, the consent must be given ahead of time. So what happens if the frog really wanted to remain a frog, and is bitterly disappointed at his retransformation, and insists on pressing assault charges against the princess? I think her best defense is mistake of fact - she can argue that she mistakenly, under the circumstances, believed she had constructive if not actual consent, and it would be up to the fact-finder to decide if her mistake was reasonable. Quote:
Now, if the record adduced that the spell was cast in order to seize or detain, and if the kidnapping statutes in the jurisdiction don't have an asportation element, then... maybe. ![]() Quote:
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Yeah, "permanently kill". If the witch killed the victim, then cast a raise dead spell, can the prosecutor charge her with muder or only aggravated assault?
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*Bards do sing of one young Druid who unwisely chose to avail himself of his recently learned ability to polymorph himself into a wolf while in melee range of a high level Barbarian NPC. It probably was not the legendary Oakbrow. He was never foolish.
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Your honor, you appear to have found that any transmutation, regardless of duration, intent of caster, or actual effect, can be taken as a form of assault. Have you considered the possible chilling effect this could have on spellcasters? For instance, a wandering wizard who would ordinarily provide magical aid to any folk in peril they encountered may now refrain, for fear of potential criminal charge. I would strongly request that you emphasize that it is the specific use of the well-named Baleful Polymorph spell that is on trial here, and not the larger, broader category of transmutation magic in general.
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Even if the consent can't be explictly determined ahead of time, there's not likely to be a problem. As an analogy, if I press myself on you and press my lips to yours when you don't want me to, that's assault. But if I come upon you when - er, that is, if I encounter you when you're unconscious and not breathing, and begin to administer artificial respiration, it's not assault. |
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Judge Bricker, is it relevant for the finding of assault that a frog has a significantly shorter life-span than a human being? Counsel for the defense argued that the transformation from a human body with normal ills to a perfectly healthy frog was a net health benefit. However, even the healthiest frog would suffer decrepitude and death long before a human of average health. If the record revealed that, in fact, the victim had been transformed into a healthy frog of normal frog lifespan, would the reduction in life expectancy further cement the finding of assault, or do you feel that this isn't even something you need to consider in this case?
Thank you, your honor. Also, do you have any summer clerkships available? |
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We would like to point out that there is another case before the Supreme Court at this time involving a gentleman who was turned to stone by a single glance at Medusa. The en-stoned plaintiff is claiming assault charges on these very grounds, despite how he had to peer through Medusa's drapes to catch a glimpse of her as she was inside her house. Medusa, the defendant, took no voluntary action, and has filed a civil countersuit for trespassing.
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If the court had been called upon to consider aggravated battery, which requires greater harm, we might well have needed to develop a record that showed something about lifespans. On the record presented in the OP, I don't know that would have been able to find guilt on an aggravated battery charge. Unfortunately for defendant Witch, the charge as presented in the OP, together with her own counsel's admission, made a complete record with respect to the lesser charge. For information about clerkships, please see the clerk of the court, Madame Morrible, for an application. Nice lady, 'though there's something about her... |
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The mistake must be reasonable... but if you meet up with your wife after work at the local bar and give her a friendly grope hello... only to find that it's some other woman dressed exactly like your wife was and built similarly... you've not committed a crime. Of course, if it develops that you've "mistaken" six women just this month for your wife, then your defense starts to unravel. That's why one exception to the general prohibition against the admission of prior bad acts in a criminal trial is to show absence of mistake. So if you were tried for that assault, and claimed you were honestly mistaken, the prosecution could introduce your previous groping against you, when they might not be able to introduce that evidence otherwise... Quote:
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Isn't the intent (motive) of using the Polymorph Other spell also part of the equation?
Could it not be concluded through evidence brought at trial that the witch believed/believes that being a frog instead of a human is a "bad thing", fraught with potential mental anquish or increased potential for physical harm (due to unfamiliarity with living in the new body), something we can reasonably conclude most humans wish to avoid? And if she knew or believed this, the act of then inflicting this unwanted condition upon the victim, and without prior consent, is what qualifies as "Battery"? The Op hasnt stated exactly what defense was used at the trial. ("W.Witch: Prince Not-so-Charming fell into his own moat. I changed him into a frog so that he wouldn't drown, and would gain the natural ability to swim...") |
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But that doesn't necessarily mean it must always be used offensively, does it? If W. Witch were trying to save P. Charming from drowning in the moat, and didn't happen to have the ordinary consent-version of Polymorph prepared, or had used Polymorph earlier that day, the right Baleful Polymorph could achieve a beneficial effect in certain rare circumstances. Furthermore, if P. Charming was drowning, unconscious, or similarly unaware of W. Witch's intent, Baleful Polymorph may be the only way to save him, precisely because it doesn't require him to consent.
In the absence of a DNPR order (Do Not Polyresuscitate) or a Poly Alert bracelet, in limited circumstances the Baleful Polymorph may be considered justifiable, might it not? An additional complication is the optional Wild Mage rules, in which an ordinary spell can, at random times, affect a random target with a bizarre polymorph-like effect (depending on the roll on the Wild Surge table). We will not discuss legal ramifications of the 2nd-edition druid spell Reincarnate.
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With reference to the issue of "harm" in relation to a fictive personage such as Plaintiff, I respectfully submit that the findings in Coyote v. Acme (US SW Dist Ct., docket #B191294, not yet reported formally) have relevance.
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I'm trying real hard to find some way that Frog v. W. Witch could be adjudicated under last week's ruleset of Agora Nomic, without triggering an automatic dismissal due to irrelevancy.
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Is this the case that gave the world the term Froggie Went A-Courtin'?
I'm just asking. |
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Well, the frog's attorney is going to have some trouble. Like, in private the frog is singing and dancing and explaining in great detail the assault. Then they go to court and put the frog on the stand and it's just, "Ribbit".
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Blackstone recognizes “witchcraft, conjuration, inchantment (sic) or sorcery” as a crime at common law punishable by death. The crime is “a truth to which every nation in the world in its turn [has] borne testimony.” Commentaries, Book IV, Chap.4, V.I. He doesn't make a distinction for 'the good kind,' either. |
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