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Old 03-10-2007, 07:39 PM
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Weird Roman records collected here. To be taken with a grain of salt.

A couple men researched ancient Roman records, and came up with this listing of largest, biggest, and etc. It very entertaining, and your not likely to run across the facts again.

Article contains risque material that some will find offensive and others hilarious.
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Old 03-10-2007, 09:32 PM
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I never knew the Romans had much of a recording industry.
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Old 03-10-2007, 09:39 PM
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The cleanest sodomist was a shepherd from southern Italy said to have made his favorite goat gargle rose water because of its halitosis.
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Old 03-10-2007, 09:44 PM
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To keep the article in perspective, it has only one beatiality mentioned, and it's now posted. It's not all debachery, only some. I lists a man over 9 foot tall.
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Old 03-10-2007, 09:47 PM
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Who can keep going for longer, the licentious wife wanted to know. She won by holding out for "25 rounds."
Damn. I think the current record for most number of people banging one vag in a row is up above 300 (I remember at one point it was about 300, with Jasmine St.Claire holding the record, but I'm fairly sure that has been beaten.)
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Old 03-10-2007, 09:52 PM
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Damn. I think the current record for most number of people banging one vag in a row is up above 300 (I remember at one point it was about 300, with Jasmine St.Claire holding the record, but I'm fairly sure that has been beaten.)
Last I heard it was 500+, so not just beaten, but lapped.
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Old 03-10-2007, 10:49 PM
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They also mention a lady that was a mime. Mimes are a problem back 2,000 years ago. It's probably the largest factor in the fall of the Roman Empire.
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Old 03-10-2007, 10:57 PM
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Damn. I think the current record for most number of people banging one vag in a row is up above 300 (I remember at one point it was about 300, with Jasmine St.Claire holding the record, but I'm fairly sure that has been beaten.)
The miracle of modern personal lubricants.
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Old 03-10-2007, 11:02 PM
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The ancient Ripley's Believe It or Not.

(As we told my son, here's a hint, most of the time, not.)
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