I have always heard men and in some cases women too, brag or joke about how long they can make love…and no male wants to be known as a “minute man” so here is my question.
Anybody know if there as ever been a memorialized record set for the longest love making session by a male/female couple? I guess it would be a matter of hours.
Not talking about gangbangs by pornstars or anything like that but one couple, a man and a woman.
I guess the man would have the most difficult time setting some kind of record keeping an erection for longer than a few hours ( if even that.) I suppose there could be timeouts much like the marathon dancers did in the 30’s.
Don’t suppose masters and johnson provided any information on the subject during their studies in the 60’s ?
“Ward, You’re upsetting the beaver.”
Barbara Billingsley
While nobody wants (or wants to be) a minute man, the facts are:
(1) After an extended period of an erection without orgasm, most men develop what more prosaic folk call “blue balls,” where the penis goes practically numb, and it’ll take a sand blaster to produce an orgasm.
(2) Most women will get really sore after extended periods of vaginal intercourse - some after only several minutes or so, in fact.
(3) The average amount of time it takes for the average male to ejaculate after initial penetration: 2 minutes.
I guess we’re all still viewing sex as a contest in spite of what our bodies (and dare I say, our spirituality and heart) tells us. To paraphrase Dennis Leary:
“What, you came twice? Wooo! I win 2-0! I win the orgasm cup!!”
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[quo2) Most women will get really sore after extended periods of vaginal intercourse - some after only several minutes or so, in fact.
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Mmm will I am assuming that some women can go for longer than several minutes…at least the women that I have met are able to…
not to mention ( but I will) those two porn stars that have set a gangbang record of 600 guys plus…
And the man…well he could take breaks and go flaccid then get another erection…all for the sake of setting a record of some kind of course. In fact I saw interview on TV the other day ( TV is where I get all my facts ya know) of a movement among guys that masterbate ( of course I never do that…it’s nasty ain’t it?) to not come to climax at all…they say it gives them energy all day after having “held back” their orgasim…personally I think they are full of shitty shitty ca ca.
“Ward, You’re upsetting the beaver.”
Barbara Billingsley
Maybe you can find an old book that explains all you would need to know. ‘World Sexual Records’ I think it was called. Never read it myself.
There are drugs that can keep a guys penis up for days. Then another drug to bring it down. They are anti depressants. No, I won’t mention which one it is. Your wife needs her sleep.
yeah, so? looked at the site, it looked about right on a lot of stuff. 80,000 people, tho? um, would there be time for anything else?
as for ‘personal bests’ (giggle) 6-8 hrs. isn’t unusual with slow times along the way but no loss of erection. 3 hrs for the first male orgasm (hey, some of the guys i’ve known have been very talented.). extra lubrication? don’t need it. & enough changes in position & you don’t get cramped up.
of course, it’s a 2-way street: you have to be willing to give a lot to get a lot.
btw, other than my ex when he was drunk, i have never known any of my partners to have difficulty coming after a long session, other than the times they were doing it just 'cause i wanted it. (yeah, even guys are sometimes not actually in the mood.)
i dont know about THE record, but when i was about 21, i felt invincible. . i once went 4 hours hard before cumming . . half hour/45 minutes was standard. alas, now im 38 and uh things have changed a bit . . longevity is not a goal, pleasing my partner is. but . . ah . . those were the days!
Many years ago,I was 34,my new boyfriend was 20,he did “it” 4 times in an hour.I didn’t,but he did,and yes,I am sure,my back has feeling.I thought that was some kind of record.
That sex records site does not seem very scientifically done. However, amazon.com does offer the Sexual Records book, on back order for under $10. There is even a copy being auctioned there for three bucks, no bidders.
Robroy–the stories about Messalina and Livilla (that’s Augustus’ daughter) were probably exagerated.
As to the two pornstars who did over 500 men in one session, they both reported that it was a grueling experience. They both had to constantly apply artificial lubricants to keep from being rubbed raw, and one had to apply icepacks to the “affected” area.
As always, it’s not quantity, but quality that counts.
That can’t be right. Surely, the average is longer than that. If it happens that fast, it doesn’t even feel good. Personally, if I don’t get a good 30-45 minute build up, the orgasm doesn’t feel as powerful or rewarding. I don’t think 2 minutes would even be possible for me…
Average doesnt mean everyone. Lots of guys come under a minute, and the rest balance them out. Would be curious to know just how they determine how long a guy lasts.
Well, Handy <cough>. Ya gotcher basic Chess Clock, and yer basic Amorous Couple. The Romeo slaps the clock upon…um…penile insertion, and slaps it again upon…ejaculation. Hence, a scientifically accurate measurement of time it took to…last? Just WAG
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