I got a fever, and the only prescription is… more Badchad!
Oh Badchad, you fill my waking moments with dreams about your intelligence and decorum. I love you so much that I could not resist making another thread about you. Oh Badchad, Chad… Please hate me! You drive me crazy with jealousy. Why only hate Polycarp and Tomndebb? I am a liberal Christian too! Please stalk me! I can feel you in my pee pee!
I know we already have three threads about you, but this is the only thread where-in I feel comfortable enough to show you my love. I truly think the Straight Dope will benefit from more of you. Please post more. Post everywhere. Everyone, please post about badchad, I beg of you! Fill the Pit with stinking ire! Fill it to the brim with mindless popularity contests and monotonous bickering. Shove it down the throats of the world like a stinking pile of gorilla feces. Stomp on my soul like a hobo that caught fire. I am an addict, and badchad is my fix.
BUT WAIT. Lest anyone say this thread is without merit, I wrote a poem:
Badchad, badchad, may I count the ways
you make me want to scream
In pain, in joy, with laughter and tears
Your one-trick ponly comforts all my fears
Stalking, sniping, and being a fucking jerk
I loathe your attitude
But through thick and thin, you are a member
From January and even to December
People may want to ban your guts,
you filthy sack of shit,
But like i said before with my writing in the sand
even a troll may carry a flower
in his ugly, oafish hand
So let us see more of you, more and more and more!
until your being fills us to the brim, and your hatred stuffs our pores
You may be rude and lame and droll
But, I for one, welcome our new overlord troll
Get the hook!