Go ahead an pile on. I now pit everyone in the "what color is your anus" thread.

zuma · #1 05-06-2007, 07:15 AM

Yes, I don't have to read this. I should have just let the "let's sift through our shit" thread go.

There seems to be a lot of interest in shit and anuses here lately. I'm not sure what to make of it, but it's getting to the point where I'm not so down with scatalogical, near pornographic fascination with anuses and shit.

I remember when the mods took a lot of abuse because they were trying to make the boards more mature and not so juvenile and, well, gross.

So pile on again. Anus color threads are fucking disgusting. The latest poop threds are fucking grossing me out.

El_Kabong · #2 05-06-2007, 07:32 AM

I have no intention of piling on someone who is covered in poop.

Fear Itself · #3 05-06-2007, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zuma

There seems to be a lot of interest in shit and anuses here lately.

Lately? There are no more and no less than there has ever been. That is to say, scatological interest on these boards has always been very high. I blame Cecil:

Why is, um, fecal matter brown?

Is coprophagia dangerous?

Does flushing the toilet cause dirty water to be spewed around the bathroom?

In the Third World, do people wipe with their left hands?

And that's just human shit and anuses; if you include urine, farts, toilets, and animal feces, you will see Cecil has a fixation with waste elimination. It should come as no surprise that the message board follows his example.

SnakesCatLady · #4 05-06-2007, 08:05 AM

Don't read it, damn it. What is so hard about that? I saw the very thread you are talking about, but I haven't read it. I go in bookstores, also, but I am not compelled to read everything in there.

The only possible way that you are going to find a message board where everthing is exactly to your taste is if you start it yourself and keep it entirely private.

jayjay · #5 05-06-2007, 10:33 AM

How can you possibly have been here since 1999 and think that scatological/icky/gross threads are a NEW phenomenon? When I started coming to this board, one of the most popular threads had to do with popping zits. I avoided that. Still do. Takes more effort to bother going in than to keep surfing past.

Eyebrows 0f Doom · #6 05-06-2007, 10:54 AM

Is this the thread you are complaining about or is there another one?

Why is the anus (or more correctly, the skin surronding it) brown?

That's in GQ and it's not asking "what color is your anus?"

Q.E.D. · #7 05-06-2007, 10:58 AM

Jesus, just skip over the threads you don't like and shut the fuck up about them already.

Squink · #8 05-06-2007, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Q.E.D.

Jesus, just skip over the threads you don't like and shut the fuck up about them already.

Yes, and if it's hard, reward your effort with a tasty Chocolate Anus Candy.

Q.E.D. · #9 05-06-2007, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squink

Yes, and if it's hard, reward your effort with a tasty Chocolate Anus Candy.

Mmmm....anus candy.

Revtim · #10 05-06-2007, 11:26 AM

This must be some kind of attention whoring.

If not, then seriously, this board is really just not for you. If these types of threads are a problem for you, I strongly recommend finding another board to spend your time in.

Remember, this is a board dedicated to column that answered such questions such as "Why is fecal matter brown".

Live with these types of threads, or fuck off. It's not going to change no matter how many of these Comstockery pit threads you start. You'll be happier somewhere else.

Muffin · #11 05-06-2007, 11:40 AM

So, zuma, what colour is your anus?

Q.E.D. · #12 05-06-2007, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muffin

So, zuma, what colour is your anus?

Tight.

Enter the Flagon · #13 05-06-2007, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Q.E.D.

Tight.

While I agree that Zuma might be considered a tightass (metaphorically, of course

), "tight" is not technically a color.

Zuma, this isn't exactly the type of pile-on you were, expecting, is it? Seriously, when I see a thread that pertains to subjects I have no interest in, I pass them by - why waste your time and energy on a quixotic crusade to get Dopers to "grow up"? It ain't gonna happen.

silenus · #14 05-06-2007, 12:53 PM

Zuma's parents must have used electroshock during his toilet training.

chowder · #15 05-06-2007, 12:54 PM

Heh, you said "pile"

Q.E.D. · #16 05-06-2007, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enter the Flagon

"tight" is not technically a color.

Bah. Begone with you and your logic!

Autolycus · #17 05-06-2007, 01:04 PM

I have nothing of value to say so I'm going to post a link to the Numa Numa video and hope people laugh.

Q.E.D. · #18 05-06-2007, 01:09 PM

Almost 6 hours. What took you so long?

Autolycus · #19 05-06-2007, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Q.E.D.

Almost 6 hours. What took you so long?

I didn't get the memo.

(slept in late)

jayjay · #20 05-06-2007, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autolycus

(slept in late)

Or slept in ladle. He gets confused sometimes...

*runs*

Autolycus · #21 05-06-2007, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayjay

Or slept in ladle. He gets confused sometimes...

*runs*

::slaps jayjay with a wet trout::

Colibri · #22 05-06-2007, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zuma

Yes, I don't have to read this.

Care to explain why you did, exactly?

Una Persson · #23 05-06-2007, 03:09 PM

Well, I support the OP's intent, but I have to say they're wrong in one major standpoint. Odd obsessions with disgusting things have been a staple of the "Doper Community" since 1999 when I was browsing it. The best example that comes to mind was the years of "feltching" jokes (followed by "munge", "squick", etc.), the necrophilic craze, goat sex jokes and references, etc. Then of course there was the "ever shit your pants" thread(s), the "pimple popping" threads, etc.

The only thing you can do is try to limit your reading, and add everyone who persists in posting the crap posts to your Ignore list. Or stay in GQ and click the "Report this Post" button like you're playing Diablo 2.

CanvasShoes · #24 05-06-2007, 03:57 PM

Now I have to go read the thread.....Thanks Zuma!

My gosh, how do they KNOW?

Kamino Neko · #25 05-06-2007, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Una Persson

Then of course there was the "ever shit your pants" thread(s), the "pimple popping" threads, etc.

Don't forget pan fried semen!

Una Persson · #26 05-06-2007, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tengu

Don't forget pan fried semen!

Oh dear...I had forgotten it.

I think at one time there was a "what was the most horrifying thing you saw in a bathroom", "vaginal secretions", and "what my kids found that made me vomit" threads too.

Frank · #27 05-06-2007, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tengu

Don't forget pan fried semen!

Not to mention, "Can I feed semen to my goldfish?"

Yag Rannavach · #28 05-06-2007, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colibri

Care to explain why you did, exactly?

Don't question His actions, damnit. We must bow to His will, even when His will doesn't make any kind of logical sense.

kanicbird · #29 05-06-2007, 06:27 PM

zuma Thank you, your OP title gave me a great laugh and seems totally appropriate.

Shawn1767 · #30 05-06-2007, 06:56 PM

One of the major appeals of The Straight Dope column and this message board is that freaky questions will be addressed. Where else are you going to find out the answer to these kinds of things? It's a place where you can post what's been on your mind and no matter how far-felched, I mean, fetched, it is, someone will answer it.

Paraphrasing Galaxy Quest: "Did you ever READ the column?"

Guinastasia · #31 05-06-2007, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revtim

This must be some kind of attention whoring.

If not, then seriously, this board is really just not for you. If these types of threads are a problem for you, I strongly recommend finding another board to spend your time in.

Remember, this is a board dedicated to column that answered such questions such as "Why is fecal matter brown".

Live with these types of threads, or fuck off. It's not going to change no matter how many of these Comstockery pit threads you start. You'll be happier somewhere else.

Considering that the OP has been here since 1999, that's pretty fucking sad.

Christ, the subject of this very board, Cecil Adams, has answered questions about the calorie content of semen, and commented on the following topics:

Pellet Poop

Coprophagia

Whale Shit

Urine Therapy

Get over yourself.

Wile E · #32 05-06-2007, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Una Persson

....
The only thing you can do is try to limit your reading, and add everyone who persists in posting the crap posts to your Ignore list. ...

But then you'd miss out on a lot of lieu posts and lieu can be quite entertaining.

I read a lot of disgusting threads here and later hate myself for it, but sometimes I do manage to ignore some - it is possible to do this.

pantom · #33 05-06-2007, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tengu

Don't forget pan fried semen!

You realize that desperately calls for a link.

RedRosesForMe · #34 05-06-2007, 07:54 PM

Pan-fried Semen.

Enjoy!

pantom · #35 05-06-2007, 08:00 PM

This place can get a little odd sometimes...

RedRosesForMe · #36 05-06-2007, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantom

This place can get a little odd sometimes...

You're telling me. That thread linked above mentions another thread about what happens when you ferment your own piss into alcohol.

Omega Glory · #37 05-06-2007, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tengu

Don't forget pan fried semen!

Yea, or the thread where the OP was saving his semen in ziplock bags and watching it rot.

Telperien · #38 05-06-2007, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedRosesForMe

You're telling me. That thread linked above mentions another thread about what happens when you ferment your own piss into alcohol.

Dude...and I thought the Oreo beer thread was weird.

Thudlow Boink · #39 05-06-2007, 10:22 PM

zuma, do not open this thread.
Or this one.

Kamino Neko · #40 05-06-2007, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega Glory

Yea, or the thread where the OP was saving his semen in ziplock bags and watching it rot.

... I missed that one.

Thank Christ. o.o

Scissorjack · #41 05-07-2007, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank

Not to mention, "Can I feed semen to my goldfish?"

No. Sperm whales, on the other hand...

corkboard · #42 05-07-2007, 08:00 AM

I can feed sperm whales to my goldfish?

tdn · #43 05-07-2007, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McNew

I can feed sperm whales to my goldfish?

Serving size: 0.1 grams
Servings per package: 127,000,000

LouisB · #44 05-07-2007, 09:27 AM

The skin around the anus is brown because people obviously haven't learned how to wipe their bum/ass/bunghole/all the other names for the fecal exit orifice.

I was going to add that I am trying to fit in but I don't think I'll actually say that.

Revtim · #45 05-08-2007, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squink

Yes, and if it's hard, reward your effort with a tasty Chocolate Anus Candy.

Heh, the fine prints says "Contains trace of nuts".

JohnBckWLD · #46 05-08-2007, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tengu

... I missed that one.

Thank Christ. o.o

Q: Why is my semen black and orange

A: We are Devo(lving)

Zsofia · #47 05-08-2007, 09:23 AM

Hey, it's pretty rare these days that I see something in GQ that makes me say, "Yeah, why is that?" I mean, I've been reading them since the days of the AOL board and most of the great questions of life have already been answered. Except that one. So hell, yeah I looked - I mean, I didn't know, did you?

Also, that goldfish one was hilarious. An old favorite.