Ask the Diplomat!

In response to yaybuffalo’s thread on joining the U.S. Foreign Service here , it seems there’s enough interest to support this, so here goes.

I’m a currently serving U.S. Foreign Service officer, I work at a U.S. Embassy overseas for the Department of State. I’ve been in the Service for 5 years and was in Sri Lanka from March 2003-March 2005. I’ve been in Peru for 1 year 11 months, set to leave here next month en route to a 12 month assignment in Kabul.

So what questions do the Teeming Millions have for me? Current and former FSOs are free to chime in; I know Chefguy was in for several years and Surly Chick is currently serving in Germany.

Do you go on “Diplomatic Immunity” benders?

Very interesting!

  1. Is two years per a particular country typical, or just how your career happens to have went?

  2. Do you apply for a particular country that you have interest in, or is it just wherever they happen to assign you?

  3. Do you have a bodyguard in places where we’ve recently been at war, such as your upcoming position in Kabul?

Do you have a black passport? If so, does it get you any perks or extra respect?

Explain the process that you have to go through to get to your position (I know you did in the previous post, but you could elaborate/stress something you didn’t before).

ARe you one of those cool State Department paramilitary folks (not using paramilitary as an insult. Just not sure what the term is.)?

Which career track are you in?

Can State Dept. interns chime in? I start my internship next week! Yay!

Are you married? If so, what does your wife do? Do you have kids?

If not, do you intend on staying with the State Dept. after you get married? Or are you planning to “settle” down then?

Are you bigger than a bread box?

I’ve seen some crummy movies lately. Can you really get away with murder, unpaid parking tickets, drug smuggling in the diplomatic pouch?

Or: can you get away with anything?

No Diplomatic Immunity benders, although I do drive like a maniac. It’s one of the perks.

Two to three years per country is the norm, your first 2 tours are directed assignments and you can’t extend past the 2 year mark. I’m going to try and stay in Bangkok for three years as I like the city, culture and food, and after a year in Kabul I think I’ll be ready for stability.

Bodyguards are not provided at my level, although they do provide security for the Embassy or your office if it’s not in the Chancery. When I go outside the Embassy here I drive my own car and can go where I want. In Kabul, I have to be inside an armored vehicle with an armed escort.

I do have a black passport, and it gets me out of paying airport tax, I get to use the special lanes at the airport for customs and immigration. Apart from that, it just looks cool.

To become a FSO, you take and pass the written exam, then the oral exam. The written exam is like the GRE or SAT with U.S. history and job knowledge thrown in. I’ve heard about 85 percent of people fail the written the first time they take it. The oral is an all day exam that incoprorates a job-style interview, a problem-solving management exercise and a short drafting exercise. I’ve heard 95 percent fail the written. As for me, I didn’t prepare too much for either and passed each the first time easily. Once you pass the oral and your security clearance investigation, you get put on a list; they use the list to put together officer classes.

Not sure what "State Dept. paramilitary folks"you’te talking about, Tristan. In Kabul, I’ll be wearing cargo pants and body armor and jumping in and out of armored vehicles for a good part, but I’ll also be writing reports about what happened in the Afghan Parliament in an airconditioned office.

I’m a Consular Officer but Lima is the first place I’ve done Consular work–visas immigrant and nonimmigrant, and right now I take care of Americans in Peru if they need new passports, document births and deaths, visit Amcit prisoners in jail here, etc. In Sri Lanka, I was a political officer for a year and the press attache for a year. I’ll be a political officer in Afghanistan and God knows what in Thailand.

Married, no kids. Spousal employment is getting better to judge from what people who have been in longer than I have say, but it’s still hard. If your spouse isn’t a teacher or nurse and doesn’t want to work in the Embassy as a secretary, jobs are hard to come by. My wife has a part time job here and was lucky enough to write a grant that got her tuition reimbursement to take classes that will help her start a home business.

I am bigger than a breadbox and animal in composition.

Murder? Probably not. Unpaid parking tickets? Hells yeah. Drug smuggling in the dip pouch? Probably, although stones would be more lucrative and less detectable --plus, it’s your ass and a federal crime, and they take away your job if you get caught. Most of us are fairly boring folks, truth be told, although there are always a few who get caught misuing the office to smuggle humans in a visa fixing ring, or put gold bars in your personal effects that you got by your illicit association with the chief of police --both true stories.

Though fascinating, this thread is not so much opinion as it is sharing.

Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.

I’m not gonna get put on the list, am I?

You can switch tracks like that? I thought they structured the State Dept. so that when you became an FSO, you had to stick to one of the 5 tracks… ??

What about spousal employment for people with professional degrees? I am toying with the idea of pursuing a career w/ the State Dept., and I 'pose after my internship I’ll have a real feel for whether I want to really go through with it or not. My husband has a JD degree so if I do become an FSO, I’m sure he wouldn’t be too happy being a secretary. I have heard that in some cases, the State Dept will “create a position” for the spouse. Does this actually happen?

More like you can switch jobs. You’re supposed to pick one aspect of work and stick to it, and you’re judged for promotion in your cone, but in practice there’s a few people like me who get away with doing multifunctional jobs. So technically I’m consular coned, but if I do a few more political or public diplomacy jobs, or true interfunctional jobs I’ll be defacto considered interfunctional.

Creating positions is rarely done, and usually it’s at post where the management identifies a need and some salary to go with it. So for example if your husband had experience in international copyright and intellectual property law and you were in Geneva, the powers that be might find a niche for him, but it’s rare. Some spouses teach at the university or grad level, or take jobs outside the Embassy with large firms like IBM. Spousal employment is hard, I won’t sugarcoat it.

A year ago I was toying with the idea of becoming an FSO but read a break down of the job and was turned off, I’m still interested though so could you answer:

How difficult is the required test? I saw the statistics for failure rates and was shocked. How good of a command of the foreign language you selected do you need to have? I read about the required time in Washington D.C for training and the ridiculously small number of slots available. I read that most of you 50 hour workday is spent writing reports and I thought the compensation paltry. Whats the real deal?

If I do decide to do this what materials should I read to study for the test?

By State Department paramilitary, I meant the guys that provide security detail for, for example, the Secretary of State. I saw a show on those guys a while back, and they seemed like fairly serious operators.

Thank you for serving our country (at some personal risk to yourself).

What’s your take on former Peruvian President Alberto Fujimori, now a fugitive/exile in Japan IIRC?

Driving like a maniac, eh? That brings me to my question:

What’s the deal on diplomatic license plates? Do they signify that the interior of the vehicle they are attached to is outside the host country’s jurisdiction?

Every now and then I see one around town. In Ontario, they are red with white letters, when regular license plates are white with blue, black, or rarely red lettering.

Ever had a specific “terrorism” scare? Do you prepare for these (i.e. what to do if you have to evacuate?)