…in a way.
Those of you who haunt GQ might remember my many threads asking how to fix yet another broken thing on my old 4Runner. 18-years old. Red. Rust spots. Reasonably faithful. Tough as nails. Loud and bouncy.
In the past year and a half or so, I’ve dropped about $1800 into keeping its mechanical parts… ummm… mechanicating together? There’s been new bearings and differential seals, replacement u-joints, header gaskets, alternators (twice), and (for luxury’s sake) a new radio.
Well, I’ve been planning a trip this winter to visit family and the limitations, comfort level, poor gas mileage and reliability of my jalopy has been weighing heavily on my mind. I’ve been peeking on websites for used cars.
Saturday, I went to a used car lot with the intent of just finding out possibilities. Not so much shopping for cars as shopping for ideas.
It didn’t call my name. It wasn’t love at first site. It was more like an aging, plain, former nun looked at me from under a streetlight at dusk and said, “What the hell, wanna do it?”
It’s a mini-van. A Dodge Grand Caravan. The vehicle used by Beelzebub to transport the minions around the upper levels of hell (the lower levels use Corvairs).
It’s white. Luxury appointments are limited to cruise control, a CD player, and air conditioning. Three row seating thanks to two stock bench seats.
I looks, to paraphrase Johnny, like a big white Tylenol.
Still, it’s a 2005 model with only 41,000 miles on it. The engine (3.3L v6) seems surprisingly peppy. I got a good, if not stellar, deal on it. They seemed to want the old girl off the lot. It’ll transport my three kids as they grow with additional room for my girlfriend and even her daughters if needed.
My girlfriend says it’s sexy. Says any man who cares for his children like this is sexy.
Me? I don’t think it’s sexy. I think it’s dull. The last stop on the I-used-to-be-cooler-than-this slide.
I could’ve gotten the three-row Explorer but this is… sigh… more practical.
Sigh.