Drunk Britney Spears Turns Over Kids in Custody Dispute, AP Says

The slow-motion train wreck continues

Obviously, life has not yet smacked her hard enough…

It’s OK, she can just pop out a few replacement sprogs, I’m sure.

Oh, God, can she just go away??

I think Intervention on A&E should do a celebrity version. :rolleyes:

Or she can adopt a couple of smurfs, a la Paris Hilton :eek: :eek:

Is she the one that married some guy for like 4 hours once? If so It’s beginning to look that that dude was one lucky Mofo for getting away so easily.

Yes, Jason Alexander.

If someone had told me a couple of years ago that Kevin Federline was the responsible parent in that relationship, I’d have pointed and laughed and then asked what kind of drugs they were on. It’s a sad day when you can seriously say that a sleazy quasi-celeb douchebag who cheated on his first babymama is the GOOD parent.

Seconded. I’m sure she’s one of those “If-you-ignore-it-it’ll-go-away” phenomena, but apparently the media is unable to ignore her.

GAH!!!

Looks like 2008 is off to a bad start for Britney.
I feel kind of bad for her. I keep hoping she gets her life together, but it’s looking more and more likely that she’s going to be the next Anna Nicole. :frowning:
I feel REALLY bad for her kids. Britney for a mother, and that loser Kevin Federline for a father. Those poor kids never had a chance.

She was married to the guy who played George on Seinfeld?!?

oh, never mind…

Her life is a mess, but it’s not quite that bad.