I found this thing in my local discount store. I have never posted with a link to a picture before; hence, I’m going to have to postphone the long-awaited joy of having it just say “linky”. But here goes.
And a closer view of the upper-left-hand corner. Yes, I had to augment it with my paint program because my scanner sucks, but I swear I didn’t change anything:
And now I say, WTF?
My, kids are growing up faster these days.
So I was going to chide you for being closed minded, and then I saw the second picture. :eek:
Do I want to know what use the makers of that intend?
To get it to just say “linky” you should do this
{url= website]linky
All the brackets should be this kind –>
where website in this case would be http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/...m/lovecuffs.jpg
so it comes out like this. linky
That’s not all that helpful. 
Do [ url=http://www.example.com]linky, only lose the space before “url”
ETA: Well, it wasn’t helpful when I replied.
I didn’t realize typing “website” woould still link to the website. 
My cherished dream at last shall come true! Can’t wait til I find some other incomprehensible item from the mysterious East, or else take pictures of my cat.
BTW, the white lettering below “Love Cuffs” says, “Celebrate in style” and in the lower righthand corner it (inevitably) says,
“WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 years”.
No, not for children under 3 years, not at all.
But I would think those LARGE PARTS would present more of a choking hazard.
I thought that was the safety warning on the companion product - My Little Ball Gag™
SHAME on you! Sicko!
My Little Ball Gag is not for children under six, MINIMUM.
You’re right - I was conflating it with My First Butt Plug™
What a great gift idea for the child with a Lolita Bed.
A special one for the religious. :o
(NSFW)
I saw those at my local Drug Mart, hanging right next to all the other “classroom Valentine” gift packs, and I dragged my daughter (25…no children were warped) over to take a look. She agreed with me that it is just WRONG! I never thought to take a picture, though…good job!
See, you think you’re kidding, but you’re wrong. 
http: // www. sextoyparty .com / humyfibuplpi.html
Goes right along with the Hello Kitty vibrator.
Which is even better after hitting this.
I dated a girl that had a “My First Vibrator.” Same company and styling on the package, but for the front end, not the back.
Ironically enough, she also had a fake Hello Kitty vibrator. Rather than being real Hello Kitty on a “personal massager,” it was an actual vibe (and marketed as such,) and made to look like it was officially Hello Kitty, but it wasn’t.
ETA: After ten second of searching, here it is (the first vibe, not the fake Hello Kitty one.)
Dang! I, like, completely missed my chance to say God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater.
I’ve been waiting a few decades for an opportunity to say that.
Fur-lined, or padded cuffs are for wimpy posers. Also, those types of cuffs tend to be shoddily consrtucted; they fall apart quickly and are easy to escape from. True bondage afficianados go for cold-hard steel cuffs.
No, they don’t. You have to have some sort of padding so you don’t injure yourself if you struggle.
