Family Feud!!!!!!!!!

[Zebra]

OK,

Don't read the responses in the thread before you reply.
YOU HAVE 20 Seconds! You're supposed to say the first thing that pops into your head.
All replies count, even incorrect ones.
If any of your responses make me laugh, you get 5 bonus points.
IF you reply Music Box Dancer to number 8 you will be disquailfied because I friggin hate that song.
Each reply is worth one point, the points are doubled. Any reply with only one response is not counted.




Ready?
Let's go.


1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

[pbbth]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y
Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Rudolph

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
Dublin

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
8 lbs

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Tom Selleck

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Treaty of Versilles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Wipeout

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Male

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?
Monica's Bitch

[Wargamer]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

Blitzen

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

Paris

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

1 metric assload

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

Sir Alec Guiness

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

Treaty of Versailles (WW I)

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

Frankenstein - by one of those Winter Boys...

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

Sex? Yes please! (F, I think.)

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

Accountant

[twickster]

1 Doc

2 Rudolph

3 Rome

4 Detroit

5 A ridiculous amount

6 Christopher Walken

7 Treaty of Versailles

8 Love Is Blue

9 Male

10 Hell if I know. Something in an office.

[Bayard]

I can never stay away from these things. I'm gearing up to run one of my own. I figure I owe it to those who have gone before me.

1 Doc
2 Comet
3 Paris (again - wonderful place)
4 Marion, Ill
5 A Norris Unit
6 Wallace Shawn
7 Versailles
8 Frankenstein
9 female
10 Cherry magnate

[TheMerchandise]

1 Doc
2 Donner
3 Paris
4 Detroit
5 10
6 Steve Buschemi
7 Versailles
8 Wipeout.
9 Male
10 Accountant

[CatInASuit]

1 Doc
2 Rudolph
3 Paris
4 Denver
5 As much as it takes to hit Woody Woodpecker
6 Sullen Bystander #1
7 Treaty of versailles
8 Tubular bells
9 This is a trick question isn't it?
10 To be the clever funny one from Friends

[Hawkeyeop]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y
Dock

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Blitzen

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
Rome

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Atlanta

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodn't you like to know.

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Uh that wasn't a guy.

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
pass

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Striped

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?
To annoy

[5 time champ]

At the risk of being whooshed:

1 Doc
2 Cupid
3 Paris
4 Camden, NJ [I'd say E St Louis, IL- but I am less than two miles from that fair city, and pass through occasionally]
5 a bunch
6 Robert DeNiro
7 Treaty of Paris
8 Theme from a Summer Place
9 male
10 candle maker

[Justin Credible]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

1. Doc
2. Rudolph
3. Ierland
4. St. Louis
5. 5
6. doc Holiday
7. no treaties after the war (tmnt soundtrack)
8. YYZ
9. female
10. tie-wearing guy

[Sean Factotum]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y
Doc
2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Cupid
3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
London
4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
New Orleans
5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood (or, alternately, Because ice cream doesn't have any bones.)
6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
William Macy
7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Versailles
8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Classical Gas
9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
either, depending on the wind direction
10 What is Chandler Bing's job?
Something with numbers and a WEENUS

[Meyer6]

1 Doc

2 Dasher

3 Athens

4 Atlanta

5 As much wood as he would chuck, could chuck, should chuck, that woodchuck.

6 Tom Hanks?

7 Versailles

8 Glass Onion

9 Female?

10 Systems Analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst!

[Wallflower]

Originally Posted by Zebra

OK,

Don't read the responses in the thread before you reply.
YOU HAVE 20 Seconds! You're supposed to say the first thing that pops into your head.
All replies count, even incorrect ones.
If any of your responses make me laugh, you get 5 bonus points.
IF you reply Music Box Dancer to number 8 you will be disquailfied because I friggin hate that song.
Each reply is worth one point, the points are doubled. Any reply with only one response is not counted.




Ready?
Let's go.




1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

1. Doc
2. Rudolph
3. Venice
4. Detroit
5. a cord
6. Vin Diesel
7. Versailles
8. Frankenstein
9. F
10. Chandler who?
8.

[Scarlett67]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y
Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
London

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
All of it

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Tracey Walter

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Tequila!

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Male

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?
Data processing manager

[Mullinator]

1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 London

4 Detroit

5 1 Cord

6 Earl Holliman

7 The Treaty of Versailles

8 Classical Gas

9 Female

10 Transponster

[bufftabby]

1 Doc

2 Comet

3 Amsterdam

4 Detroit

5 Divide by x, carry the 1...-8!

6 Steve Buscemi

7 Treaty o'Versailles

8 In the Mood

9 male

10 data processor (check out his WENIS!)

[Hockey Monkey]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

London

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

Derry, Maine

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A cord and a half a day, therebouts.

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

Steve Buscemi

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

Do treaties really end wars?

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

Silhouette by Kenny G (don't hurt me because I know that.)

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

Kinky

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

Data specialist

[Beadalin]

1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 Amsterdam

4 Detroit

5 A cord

6 That was B-movie all-star Eric Stoltz

7 Versailles

8 "Autobahn" by Kraftwerk

9 Oh crap. Um. Male?

10 Uh.. a ... a TRANSPONSTER!

[cmkeller]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y - Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team. - Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. - Paris

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. - Gary, Indiana

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - 6 pounds

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? - Bill Paxton

7 Name a treaty that ended a war. - Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. - Axel F (from Beverly Hills Cop)

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? - Male with female stripes

10 What is Chandler Bing's job? - Actor

[Robot Arm]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team. Cupid

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. St. Petersburg

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. Dallas

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yes

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? Rory Calhoun

7 Name a treaty that ended a war. Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. Classical Gas

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? September

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

"Oh, sorry, time is up."

[Enginerd]

1. Doc
2. Dasher
3. Prague
4. Gary, Indiana
5. 8 cords
6. with the hair? and the face?
7. Treaty of Versailles
8. Baker Street
9. female?
10. something with computers

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Originally Posted by Zebra

Ready?
Let's go.


1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

1. doc
2. Rudolph (I laughed!)
3. Paris
4. Cleveland (sorry!)
5. Aw, chuck it.
6. Ooh, I love him! (Hugh Grant)
7. Treaty of Versaille
8. Rock it Beethoven???
9. Female
10. That analysis type job.

You're wacky!

[Gangster Octopus]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.Cupid

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
Naples

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Gary, Ind.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
To get to the other side

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Dean something

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Frankenstein

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Missionary?

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?
Marrying our of his league

[jali]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y
Doc.

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Rudolph

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
Paris

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Phoenix

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Lots.

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
Kevin Bacon

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Versaille.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Tiajuana Brass

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Female

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?
Numbers Guy

[Astroboy14]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.Rudolph

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.London

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.Detroit

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?16 cords

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?Rob Lowe

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.errr... the Treaty of Versailles?

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. Hit me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears... instrumental because there wasn't any real singing in it...

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?equine

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?oh! I know this one! No, I don't...

[Asimovian]

1. Doc(tor J.)

2. Rudolph (Guiliani)

3. Amsterdam

4. Blue Ball, PA.

5. Just enough to clear a secluded patch of forest to build a hot tub.

6. Le Pétomane, and boy did that movie stink.

7. Treaty of Versailles

8. Not sure if Herbie Hancock's "Rock It" counts as instrumental, but that's my final answer.

9. Zebra is Sex E. Get it? Didja see what I did there?

10. Probably informing the ignorant masses who Chandler Bing is.

[Drain Bead]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

Bashful

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

Paris

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

Um...Fargo?

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck, if he could chuck wood.

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

Heath Ledger

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

A Fifth of Beethoven

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

Female?

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

Something involving WENUS and ANUS.

[Spoons]

1. Doc
2. Dasher
3. Berlin
4. Detroit
5. Chuck Wood? I think I went to school with him....
6. Nicholas Cage
7. Versailles Treaty
8. Wipeout
9. Other
10. Writer



Obviously, with one or two of these, I'm going for the humour bonus.

[freckafree]

1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 Paris

4 Detroit

5 4 cords

6 Oh, you know! Whats-his-name. Jim something.

7 Utrecht

8 Embryonic Journey

9 Is it male with female stripes? Or female with male stripes? (Apologies to Shel Silverstein)

10 Who is Chandler Bing?

[garygnu]

1 Doc

2 Comet

3 Paris

4 Dallas

5 42

6 Lane Smith

7 Treaty of Paris

8 Wipeout

9 Male

10 Advertisement consultant

[Bayard]

Originally Posted by freckafree

8 Embryonic Journey

Ooh, good answer, and a cool tune. Did it hit the Top 40?

[Wee Bairn]

Jessica wouldn't count anyway, it peaked at #65.

[Taber]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y
Doc
2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.
Rudolph
3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.
Paris
4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.
Trenton
5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
42
6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?
The Dude
7 Name a treaty that ended a war.
Treaty of Versailles
8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.
Frankenstein
9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?
Female?
10 What is Chandler Bing's job? Sanitation Engineer

[SmartAleq]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y -- Doc

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team. -- Comet

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit. -- Amsterdam

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit. -- Chicago

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -- About as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie? -- Keanu Reeves

7 Name a treaty that ended a war. -- Treaty of Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. -- Love is Blue

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra? -- F

10 What is Chandler Bing's job? -- Nobody knows

[Zebra]

Originally Posted by Bayard

Ooh, good answer, and a cool tune. Did it hit the Top 40?

Since incorrect replies count, it doesn't really matter.

Although Rudolph isn't one of Santa's 8 reindeer.

[Bayard]

Originally Posted by Zebra

Since incorrect replies count, it doesn't really matter.

Although Rudolph isn't one of Santa's 8 reindeer.

Oh, I know. Just a random tangent. Carry on.

[mmouse9799]

1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 Paris

4 Miami

5 A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

6 Tom Hanks

7 Treaty of Versailles

8 ?

9 F?

10 Commedian

[Frosted Glass]

1. Doc
2. Rudolph
3. Paris
4. Little Rock
5. 42
6. Kevin Bacon
7. The treaty of Versailles
8. Fur Elise
9. Female
10. Elevator Operator

[El_Kabong]

1 Doc

2 Comet

3 Madrid

4 Detroit

5 1 cord

6 Robert de Niro

7 Versailles

8 Tijuana Taxi

9 Female

10 Bookkeeper

[Dolores Reborn]

1. Doc
2. Dasher
3. Paris
4. Detroit
5. A lot
6. Joe Pesci
7. Treaty of Versailles
8. Walk Don't Run
9. Female?
10. Something with numbers...


1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?[/quote]

[Frosted Glass]

Stupid red-nosed Rudolph.

[Cluricaun]

1 Name one of the seven dwarfs who's name does not end in the letter Y

2 Name one of Santa's 8 reindeer who's name does not rhyme with another member of the team.

Rudolph

3 Name a European city that you would like to visit.

London

4 Name a US City that you would not like to visit.

Memphis

5 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Shitloads

6 Who was that guy, you know, in that movie?

Burt Reynolds

7 Name a treaty that ended a war.

Versailles

8 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit.

Wipeout

9 What sex is the doper named Zebra?

Zebra

10 What is Chandler Bing's job?

Selling apples on a pirate ship?

[twickster]

Originally Posted by SmartAleq

18 Other than Jessica, name an instrumental song that was a top 40 hit. -- Love is Blue

**high-fives SmartAleq**

Originally Posted by Zebra

Since incorrect replies count, it doesn't really matter.

Why not? In the real game, it's a matter of how many people say it, not whether it's "right" or "wrong." Given Question 5, for instance, I don't think any criterion other than "number of people who said it" is fair.

[Asimovian]

Originally Posted by twickster

Why not? In the real game, it's a matter of how many people say it, not whether it's "right" or "wrong." Given Question 5, for instance, I don't think any criterion other than "number of people who said it" is fair.

Aren't you two saying the exact same thing?

[twickster]

Originally Posted by Asimovian

Aren't you two saying the exact same thing?

Yes -- sorry -- I misread that as "since incorrect answers don't count" -- I guess because I had just looked at Hugh Jass's Trivial Feud game where the OP said he or she wasn't counting incorrect answers. My bad.

[tesseract]

1. Can’t think of one
2. Donner
3. Paris
4. I don’t know, Tallahassee?
5. a lot of wood
6. The guy in Ghost Dog and side roles in a whole bunch of other movies? I can’t remember his name.
7. Treaty of Versailles?
8. Greensleeves?
9. female?
10. I don’t have a TV...these people have jobs?

[ShibbOleth]

1 Doc
2 Comet
3 Paris
4 Detroit
5 As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck would.
6 Whatshisname
7 Versailles
8 Tequila
9 Female?
10 Managment dweeb

[Sternvogel]

1 Doc

2 Cupid

3 Paris

4 East St. Louis

5 As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

6 R. Lee Ermey

7 Treaty of Paris (and no, I'm not going to be more specific!)

8 Frankenstein

9 Male

10 Something with computers, and he did it in Tulsa for a while

[anyrose]

1 Doc
2 Donder
3 Paris
4 Detroit
5 3 cords
6 It was Whatsisname - He was in Whatchamacallit with Whosis
7 Verseilles (does spelling count?)
8 Theme From Hawai'i Five-O
9 Female
10 Junior Advertising Account Executive (at least that was his job in the last season it was) (Hah! You thought I was going to try and remember whatever the heck Rachel said in the episode that they bet the apartment)

[Zebra]

Donder? Wow anyrose, you are old school. Few people use Donder and Blixem