Now that I’ve got Matchbox 20 going through your head, I’d normally say my work here is done. But we’ve got bigger fish to fry, like Hillary’s 3 a.m. phone call. Whatever cred that might’ve still had, comedian Sinbad has totally demolished.
Sinbad: ready on Day 1!
and what parent (either, let alone both) would allow their only child to fly in under dangerous circumstances?
Hmmmm. Is there any money in it?
That part made me giggle.
Anyone who has driven through Baltimore at night is qualified to pick up that red phone, in that case. Sniper fire is always a possibility there.
This is another reason to oppose Clinton, in my opinion. If she gets re-elected, the '90s come back. Sinbad will be on TV, ska bands will be everywhere, Chris Carter will get another TV show, Elton John will score another hit with a rewritten song about a dead princess… Ricky Martin and Ace of Base will come back… it’ll be awful.
Seriously, I’m sure the Sinbad thing will be ignored, which is too bad. It’s pretty funny. And that’s the first time I’ve ever said that about Sinbad.
Shit, I’ve seen someone take out a gun and fire it at someone here in Dallas. I feel so qualified to be president now!
Vote for me!
But what does Jaleel White think of Obama?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.
That is a startling revelation. I’d no idea Sinbad was still alive.
I went to college in Baltimore. I’ve walked across the city drunk out of my mind on a saturday night. I guess I’m qualified to be President! 
In other news, I’ve applied to do accounting work at a local firm because my wife does accounts payable. I belive Sinbad is already working there.
It wasn’t ignored by CNN. It was on for at least 20 minutes while I was at the gym today.
Perhaps there are more Sinbad fans in the journalistic community than I thought. Dare we pre-emptively dub this Sinbadgate?
Vote me! I worked downtown West side at nights!
Wait, I’m foreign. Can’t.