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Old 02-19-2009, 03:40 PM
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If you could live in a replicated famous house (real or fictional) which would it be?

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It has to be a house or dwelling that can actually exist with modern technology: i.e. you can use Monica's apartment on FRIENDS or Ponderosa Ranch but not George Jetson's sky condo or the Enterprise.

Famous can mean "locally famous" or "famous to you", doesn't have to be a place everyone would know.

It can be real or fictional, but nothing too outlandish- no Renaissance palaces, Versailles, Biltmore, or the Forbidden City or even the White House, but something more family scaled (though it can be a rich family).

Assume you'll be living in an exact replica of said structure that takes into account electricity/plumbing/etc..
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I love the architecture of Thomas Jefferson and would probably choose a replica of his summer home, Poplar Forest. I like it better than Monticello even, and it has some of the same features (skylights, built in beds, etc.), though the slave quarters I'd probably make into something more along the lines of garages and storage rooms for now.

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Old 02-19-2009, 03:54 PM
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Wayne Manor.

(I've wanted my own batcave since I was a kid.)
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Old 02-19-2009, 03:56 PM
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Bag End. I like stone, wood, soil and curved lines. If I could have a version of Bag End done by Gaudi, that would be even better.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:01 PM
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It has to be a house or dwelling that can actually exist with modern technology: i.e. you can use Monica's apartment on FRIENDS or Ponderosa Ranch but not George Jetson's sky condo or the Enterprise.
I guess that rules out my first answer, Hogwarts Castle.

Lex Luthor's crib from Superman: The Movie.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:03 PM
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I think I'd pick Tara, from Gone with the Wind. All of those high ceilings, wide porches, the windows, the drapes...
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:07 PM
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does this mean we can also afford to live in it?

if so, then Belcourt Castle in Newport RI ..

If not, a more affordable, and mre reasonable one would be a house built by my great grandfather
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:07 PM
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Can I have the Magnum P.I. house? Sure, the decor is a little outdated, but it looks very comfortable and you can't beat the location.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:07 PM
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Wow, my first two picks already gone. So, with Hogwarts and Bag End out, that leaves on Rivendell. Oh wait, modern technology.

Ok then, that's easy. Here.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:13 PM
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Whaddaya mean "nothing too outlandish"? I always figure that if you're going to wish, no sense in being chincy about it.

I've always wanted to revamp a Titan missile silo.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:17 PM
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I'd have Frank Lloyd Wright build me a Fallingwater-ish place in a different location, but I'd also kick his fucking ass over those stupid low ceilings.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:32 PM
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Manderley, maybe.

Before the fire.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:33 PM
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Bag End would be first, but unless I could kick out 3acresandatruck, I'll go with my second choice, Edgewood from Little, Big, a huge rambling place with four different fronts.

(no offence 3acres, but I don't know how many bathrooms Bag End has and I'm a bad sharer. Also I like to walk around the house naked and wouldn't want to shock/offend/horrify a fellow doper)
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:34 PM
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Wow, my first two picks already gone. So, with Hogwarts and Bag End out, that leaves on Rivendell. Oh wait, modern technology.

Ok then, that's easy. Here.
Bag end's not necessarily out. In fact, you might be able to find a steal there.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:37 PM
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I'll take Buckingham Palace. What? I have a lot of stuff I need the closet space.
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:38 PM
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Dr. Zhivago and Lara's last house in Varykino.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:16 PM
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Johnny Cash's house overlooking Henderson Lake. A few scenes from the movie "I Walk the Line" were filmed in the house. It has a great history, isn't pretentious at all, has a huge screened in porch, lots of light, a great treed lot, and a great lake view. Perfect.

I'd also take Charlie's (of 2 and a Half Men) house in Malibu complete with a deck overlooking the Pacific Ocean. I like Frasier's condo in Seattle, but it's in Seattle and I need light.

I realize my answers are more about the locations and views than the homes themselves. I really do appreciate architecture and things like turrets and beautiful woodwork, but I'd have a tough time living in a really old house. I mean, it would seem appealing to live in a great estate such as the one depicted as Mr. Darcy's estate on A&E's Pride & Prejudice, or the painted lady depicted in "Full House" but, frankly, I wouldn't want the maintenance headache of owning an older home. Ditto for the hotel and grounds on the island of Kalokairi in Greece for the setting of "Mama Mia." I'd stay there, but it's too much work to own.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:18 PM
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Case Study House No. 22
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:21 PM
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Either the Freeman house, the Hills house, the Evans house, or the Ingalls house from here. I love Frank Lloyd Wright's architecture. I would have picked Fallingwater as An Arky did but the interior seems so cold, somehow.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:38 PM
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Cá d'Zan Mansion, in Sarasota Florida. Build for John Ringling, of the circus family fame. It's a gorgeous house right on the shore. And with 41 rooms, 15 bathrooms, and a huge terrace between the building and the shore, it would be great for parties.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:39 PM
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OOOH!

Nifty!

I'd go with a Modern or Art Deco building, with 3 flats.

I'd rent out 2, & live in the 3rd.

My tenants would pay my taxes & utilities.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:42 PM
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The tree house from Swiss Family Robinson

That was cool. I actually lived with a girlfriend who had a tree house that we would stay in on nice evenings - not quite so elaborate as Swiss Family Robinson of course - and we found it pleasant during the summer although she complained about the bathroom facilities at times.
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:43 PM
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Manderley, maybe.

Before the fire.
Aww, you stole my idea.

I'll just have to say Manderly...after the fire. Haha! Wait...d'oh!
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:49 PM
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Bus Guy picked before me...oh well, I probably would've fired the prick halfway through, anyway.

I wouldn't mind hanging out at the cement pond with Elly Mae, either.

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Old 02-19-2009, 05:50 PM
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Bag End would be first, but unless I could kick out 3acresandatruck
You don't have to kick me out. Since I'm going for the Gaudi version of Bag End, maybe you'd like the Hundertwasser version - or something on the tamer side. It would seem advantageous to have neighbors named Cake.
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:07 PM
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Why choose Bag End when Moria is furnished and empty. I think I'd like 221B Baker Street. Or the Playboy Mansion IF it comes 'furnished'
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:05 PM
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I'd also take Charlie's (of 2 and a Half Men) house in Malibu complete with a deck overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
My first choice too. It's not big but it's well-designed and comfortable. My second choice would be the house from The Others -- all that woodwork and those big airy rooms -- makes me swoon.

I kinda like Norman Bates' house too -- the entry way and the stairs especially, and Mother's big bedroom. Might want to redecorate though.
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:27 PM
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Jenny Fields' house in The World According to Garp.
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:44 PM
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The Vandamm house from "North By Northwest". This was absolutely the first thing that popped into my head, so it has to be what I really like. Although that Frank Lloyd Wright style has always appealed to me.

You know, that's the house up on the hill with the huge great room and the cantilevered porch? And all the stone? Very cool.

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Old 02-19-2009, 08:57 PM
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Hearst Castle, mostly for the pools.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:00 PM
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Is it too late to change to the house from Body Double?
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:03 PM
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It can be real or fictional, but nothing too outlandish- no Renaissance palaces, Versailles, Biltmore, or the Forbidden City or even the White House, but something more family scaled (though it can be a rich family).
Oh, the inhumanity!

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Old 02-19-2009, 09:42 PM
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Taliesin, before all the horrible stuff happened.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:46 PM
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I kinda like Norman Bates' house too -- the entry way and the stairs especially, and Mother's big bedroom. Might want to redecorate though.
I liked it, too. But that highway's going to be built, and then what's to be done with the motel? And when the swamp is drained...ah.

I think most people would kill to get into Rosemary's apartment in the Bramford, in Rosemary's Baby. (Kill...carry the son of Satan...it's all the same to me.)
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:48 PM
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Castle Grayskull. Fuck yeah.

Anyway, failing that...

The first house my grandparents lived in, after I was born...but here's the catch: everything scaled up (with concessions made to counters and at least some stairs) to the same size relative to me that it was when they moved, when I was about 8.

Screw that "wow...everything's so much smaller now" feeling. I want happy nostalgia, not a reenactment of the aircraft graveyard scene from The Best Years of Our Lives.

Other nominees:

•The Mt. Rushmore house from North by Northwest
•Jack Skellington's house
•Frank Lloyd Wright's Mile-High Illinois. (Never built)

Eh, I could probably think up others...some of them not even fictional.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:55 PM
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Hmm. My immediate response is Green Gables (from Anne of Green Gables), which is of course somewhere I've never actually been or seen. I have no idea what the floor plan is actually like, but it always seemed so very homey in the books that it must be a good place to live.

Monticello is another good choice. Those octagonal rooms are awesome.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:00 AM
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Johnny Cash's house overlooking Henderson Lake. A few scenes from the movie "I Walk the Line" were filmed in the house. It has a great history, isn't pretentious at all, has a huge screened in porch, lots of light, a great treed lot, and a great lake view. Perfect.
Perfect except for that asshole Barry Gibb bought it and burned it down. I was there. It was a nice place.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:14 AM
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Collinwood, from Dark Shadows.
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:00 AM
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The Addams Family Mansion.
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:17 AM
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The Incredibles' house. Even without superpowers.
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:17 AM
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I'll take the apartment Mr Big bought for himself and Carrie in the Sex and the City movie. Of course, the walk-in closet would have to be done first.
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:29 AM
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Xanadu, if you consider "stately pleasure-dome" as being synonymous with "house," which I and all right-thinking people certainly do.
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Old 02-20-2009, 02:10 AM
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The Four-Story Mistake.
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:17 AM
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Hill House. The Halloween parties would be spectacular.
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:20 AM
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1313 Mockingbird Ln.
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:40 AM
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When I was a kid, I was going to make it my life long ambition to live in the Wichester Mystery House.


Now, I'll go with the Playboy Manchine. Just because.
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:09 AM
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I'll go with Castle Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. I'd never get bored exploring that place over and over again.
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:11 AM
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The Truebas' home in The House of the Spirits.
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:37 AM
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Snug Harbor, from Robert A. Heinlein's The Number of the Beast.

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Old 02-20-2009, 08:46 AM
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Awww . . . with the cupola!
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:42 AM
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Monticello, but mainly for the wallpaper.

Other than that, I'd pick the magical mansion my dad looked at for a family dwelling in the center of Mayville, NY. I call it a mansion because although it looks like your typical square Northern house, it is on a medium-sized plot with an orchard and used to have out buildings.

I call it magical because although it looks like it has 2 main floors, a basement and an attic, it really has 3 main floors, a basement, an attic, and a Cape-Cod like semi attic with 2 bedrooms. It's in the middle of town so walking is possible (now it's a small town so not to a bunch of places but still.) I'd prefer it to a traditional-looking mansion in the middle of a small town since it would look too much like a funeral home.
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