does hugh hefner still have intercourse and if not what do his girlfriends do?
This is the affair of 12 nubile young women & the quivvering mass of liver spots they love.
And not really any of yours.:dubious:
If what you’re implying were ever a problem, there’s this stuff called “Viagra” that helps.
I’ve heard about the whole shebang from a trusted source who was involved with the reality show, which I’ve never seen. It involves (or involved – how many girlfriends are left, anyway?) a whole lot of Viagra and lots of warming up from the entire team.
I recently happened to read a review of a new “tell all” book written by one of the girlfriends. She says there was less sex than one might expect.
Considering he’s 83, how much less can one expect? 
According to that link,
I don’t know how much sex St James was expecting but it appears Hefner has a pretty active sex life.
Yeah, really… if in your 80s you’re doddering around your fancy mansion, sugar-daddying a bunch of cute blonde 20-somethings treating you all nice and affectionate, you’re winning. Regardless of how often there is any actual scoring.
I’ve always admired Hugh Hefner a lot but I have to say I always found his personal taste in women to be pretty bland. It seems like all of his girlfriends have the same really fake, blonde, barbie-doll look. His magazine over the years has featured all different kinds of women but Hefner, himself, seems to prefer that one type. If I was in his position, my collection of women would be much more racially diverse as well as have more variation in body types.
I agree. What’s the point in having seven girlfriends if they’re all practically identical?
Here’s my picks for my fantasy Playboy harem:
Dasha Astafieva (January 2009)
Qiana Chase (July 2005)
Grace Kim (November 2008)
Ida Ljungqvist (March 2008)
Cassandra Lynn (February 2006)
Sasckya Porto (December 2007)
Christine Smith (December 2005)
He has always admitted to a major Marilyn Monroe fixation, he has even arranged to be buried in a mausoleum next to hers. Is the blonde sex-doll thing a reflection of this, or the other way around? Who knows.
But “back when”, he used to have a wider variety of “types” for his “primary girlfriend”, e.g. Barbi Benton in the 60s/70s. The girls got blonder and plastic-ier with the passing of time.
Little Nemo, fine choices all. You just leave Hiromi Oshima and Petra Verkaik to me…
OK, and I’ll take Alana Soares
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Kimberly McArthur
Karen Velez
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…and…and…and…
OK, since nobody else is giving the not-so-juicy details, I guess it’s up to me. Based on extensive reading on Hef and his girlfriends (2 books, one by an ex-gf and one by a wanna-be gf which both agree in most details despite animosity between the two authors), Hef’s sex life, at least up until 5-6 years ago, followed a very predictable pattern.
Sex nights are Wednesdays and Fridays. Hef, his girlfriends, and various assorted Playmates and other girls go out to the clubs in his limo. On the way back, Hef takes his viagra and gives the girlfriends quaaludes. Extensive alcohol use and partial nudity is encouraged in the limo. On the return home, only certain girls are invited upstairs for sex night. They are required to bathe and dress in identical pink silk Playmate pajamas. Meanwhile, the number 1girlfriend prepares the bedroom with wet washcloths and assorted sex toys.
In the bedroom, the girls are offered more free drinks and encouraged to undress. Porn plays continously on the big screen televisions. The number 1 girlfriend is responsible for orally stimulating Hef and then lubing him up with baby oil. The girls are then expected to take turns either climbing on top of Hef and riding him or orally pleasuring him for 2-3 minutes until he indicates that he wants them to change by tapping them on the head. A girl can indicate that she wants to avoid participation by leaving her underwear on, but girls who do this for too long don’t get asked back. With each change of girl, the number 1 girlfriend is responsible for cleaning Hef off with a wet washcloth and reapplying the baby oil. (Interesting note; you can clearly see the giant baby oil bottle on Hef’s headboard in many episodes of The Girls Next Door).
Hef basically takes little to no active part in these proceedings. According to both books, it is a rare event for him to actually change positions. While he is being serviced, the remainder of the girls play with the sex toys and simulate girl-on-girl action. When Hef is ready, he masturbates to climax.
Now-aren’t you glad you asked? Please excuse me while I go bleach my brain.
[Ben Stein Monotone]
How thrilling.
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What is this about quaaludes? People really still do those? I only read about them in old books about the 60s and 70s. I can’t believe they still exist. I have never heard any one of my peers talk about quaaludes and I know people who have done EVERY kind of drug imaginable.
Is this some old-fashioned holdover from Hef’s past that he still clings to?
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Jeez psychobunny. Sounds like a military operation he’s got going on.
You know, I’d pretty much considered those girls to be whores before, but now I have even less respect for them. I mean, how LOW do you have to be, how little self-respect and self-esteem do you have to have, how desperate to be able to achieve something else in life do you have to be to sell your body and soul into that kind of slavery?
Hell, at this point I have even less respect for them than I do for street hookers.
If that’s what they want to do, that’s what they want to do. People have free will. They probably don’t think of it as being degrading; they probably enjoy it.
Say what you want about Bob Guccione and Larry Flynt, one has the feeling that those guys actually knew what to do with a naked girl.